Also, admitting to trolling is not satire
Define: Satire
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
the fifth one is just a troll because my friends keep begging for more things to add
I don't think you understood what I was saying, so I'll re-iterate my point. It's not legitimate trolling, it's satire. Just because someone uses the word "troll" does not mean they are "trolling."
Trying to get someone banned from the forum is not respecting the community. You of all people should know that.