Author Topic: the sombs (Read 1487 times)

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 06:38:02 PM

THE SOMBS

this is a thread where you control a blockhead to where he goes, what he does, like the sims or something

this is you:

you are a 57 year old male who is retired, and you have little money. you are wearing a straw hat, a hawaiian t-shirt, some shoes, and pants.
you are about to take a taxi ride to an airport, where you will move to god knows where.
you believe that you are supposed to move to some place where you will work for some company, because you have no money, even though you're a retired old bag.

you look at the driver.

he looks extremely impatient, as you look into his face.

in order to begin the adventure, tell me: what the forget is your name?

Ad Bot · Advertisement

The GI of MA · May 22, 2015, 06:39:09 PM

stuffhead forgettard the third

Zoltan · May 22, 2015, 06:41:09 PM

it's forums, duh
it's right above our head!!

Ragequit · May 22, 2015, 06:43:30 PM

i thought this was a world war one rp for a second

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 06:45:37 PM

you begin your adventure as stuffhead forgettard the third.
as you go into the taxi cab, the driver asks you:

"EYY, (removed cuz i don't want to get banned), GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT."

he shows great emotion through his facial expressions.
however, you start to complain that you have no money, but as you talk, you start to notice something... there is a loaded rifle right behind the seat.

you can:
1: Shoot the driver.
2: Steal the gun and don't say anything.
3: Don't do anything.

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 06:51:17 PM

accidentally locked goddamnit

The GI of MA · May 22, 2015, 06:56:32 PM

Quote from: gebenuwell on May 22, 2015, 06:45:37 PM

"EYY, (removed cuz i don't want to get banned), GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT."

wait what the forget why
OT: stab yourself with the gun :)

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 06:58:41 PM

you die

the driver has very little stuffs about your death, so he carries you around the hill and drives away.

(the thing will restart)

you begin your adventure as stuffhead forgettard the third.
as you go into the taxi cab, the driver asks you:

"EYY, (this again), GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT."

he shows great emotion through his facial expressions.
however, you start to complain that you have no money, but as you talk, you start to notice something... there is a loaded rifle right behind the seat.

you can:
1: Shoot the driver.
2: Steal the gun and don't say anything.
3: Don't do anything.

Kidalex90 · May 22, 2015, 07:00:41 PM

shoot the driver and carjack the taxi

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 07:06:12 PM

you shoot the driver.

as he bleeds to death, you get out of the car and drag him out.
as you are getting ready to loot him and hijack the car, you wonder:
what are you going to do about the body?

you can:
1: Drag the body away.
2: Keep it in the car.
3: Leave him.
4: Beat him until he can no longer be recognized.

The GI of MA · May 22, 2015, 07:09:42 PM

forget it

Kidalex90 · May 22, 2015, 07:14:16 PM

take his clothes and wear them
also keep the gun

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 07:17:54 PM

you decide to forget the car, but it runs you over.
you die.

(will restart)

you decide it is a better idea to take his clothes and wear them. you keep the gun. it has no more ammo.
you put the gun in the trunk. you decide to leave the body.

the clothes feel sticky. you find some bubble gum and a wallet with $1 dollar in it.

Kidalex90 · May 22, 2015, 07:22:16 PM

get in the taxi, and drive to your destination

gebenuwell · May 22, 2015, 07:25:42 PM

you start to drive to your destination. however, the way to the airport is blocked by some large ass rocks.

you can:
1: pray for lord jasus to remove the rocks.
2: try to move the rocks.
3: make a ramp out of that person you killed earlier.