a yo mama joke

[Elefson]

I dont know if its ever been used, but Ive never heard it. I just came up with it, Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, The animals stop and take pictures!!!.

yes I like 2008 stuff, deal with it

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[espio100]

Yo mama's so ugly sub zero said "Stay over there!"
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to climb mtn dew
Yo mama's so stupid she put quarters in her ear and tought she was listening to 50 cent

[Daswiruch]

Yo mama's so stupid she put quarters in her air and tough she was listening to 50 cent

[espio100]

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Typing with that stuffty tiny phone keypad thing is exactly as easy as a keyboard and I just woke up

[-Fate-]

Yo mamas so fat when god said "Let there be light" he asked your mother to move out the way
yo mamas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
yo mamas so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
Yo mamas so fat she got arrested for carrying 50 tons of crack (like butt crack)
yo mamas so fat she had to use cheat codes on wii fit
yo mama so ugly when she went to see santa claus at the mall he said "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

[PurpleSir]

Yo mama's so ugly sub zero said "Stay over there!"
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to climb mtn dew
Yo mama's so stupid she put quarters in her ear and tought she was listening to 50 cent

that's scorpions line
god damnit espio.

[espio100]

that's scorpions line
god damnit espio.

I even googled it if it was the right guy
God damnit
I don't play Mortal Combat :(

[Blocky943]

Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem.

[Tumbleweed]

I even googled it if it was the right guy
God damnit
I don't play Mortal Combat :(

its KOMBAT god

[espio100]

its KOMBAT god

loving stuff

[MoltenKitten]

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo mama so fat she took a vacation to Japan and the locals ran away shouting Godzilla

Yo mama so poor I went to her house and asked where the bathroom was, she said pick a corner

[-Setro-]

yo mama so old she still laughs at yo mama jokes

[Rigel]

Yo mama's like a brick, flat on both sides AND always getting laid by mexicans!

[Flamecannon]

Yo mama's so stupid she put quarters in her ear and tought she was listening to 50 cent

who did she teach "listening to 50 centology" to?

[gebenuwell]

yo mama is so old she's old