how to jerk off for beginners

[Sami2ss]

watch as my friend's arm jiggles

[Ad Bot]

[The Killer Cop #311]

i'm not clicking that link because i'm afraid to see what's in it

[ThatRandomGuy]

i'm not clicking that link because i'm afraid to see what's in it

[MoltenKitten]

i'm not clicking that link because i'm afraid to see what's in it

It's a game of rock paper scissors in slow motion

[Willco2]

It's a game of rock paper scissors in slow motion

uh totally misleading thread title lol

[Sami2ss]

uh totally misleading thread title lol

somebody said to me in school that it looks like he was "beating his meat" in slow motion when i showed them the vid on my phone.

[gebenuwell]

MAN, THIS SURE IS GOING TO BE A HANDS-ON VIDEO
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS WHILE I JERK OFF MY WORRIES
I HOPE I DON'T GET TOO JERKISH WHILE I WATCH THIS VIDEO
MY MOM SURE DOES JERK OFF WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I AM WATCHING VIDEOS

[Sami2ss]

MAN, THIS SURE IS GOING TO BE A HANDS-ON VIDEO
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS WHILE I JERK OFF MY WORRIES
I HOPE I DON'T GET TOO JERKISH WHILE I WATCH THIS VIDEO
MY MOM SURE DOES JERK OFF WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I AM WATCHING VIDEOS

all i got from this was that you sure like to masturbate and apparently your mother promotes it

[AtlasBlue]

MAN, THIS SURE IS GOING TO BE A HANDS-ON VIDEO
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS WHILE I JERK OFF MY WORRIES
I HOPE I DON'T GET TOO JERKISH WHILE I WATCH THIS VIDEO
MY MOM SURE DOES JERK OFF WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I AM WATCHING VIDEOS

~**RIP Sides**~
"You were always good to me."
~**1999 - 2015**~

[Redconer]

all i got from this was that you sure like to masturbate and apparently your mother promotes it

I hope he doesn't jerk out the low quality puns like that <-This is low quality as well

[joe411]

this thread defies logic
the fact that it exists is a scientific mystery

[XR-7]

MY MOM SURE DOES JERK OFF WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I AM WATCHING VIDEOS

I don't think you intended to mean what this implies.

[Hansome duded]

then leave

[NessNet]

then leave

then jack off

[LeisureSuit912]

then jack off

then burn