Author Topic: Im home alone, what do?  (Read 3019 times)

Jacking off and leaving is already on the list.


-don't mind me I'm high on sleep-
« Last Edit: May 29, 2015, 08:06:37 AM by Space1255 »

practice singing
play an action video game with the speakers on full blast
invite somebody over

Ja-
Oh.
Well, stuff in your parents' bed, and jack off into your moms underwear.


Ja-
Oh.
Well, stuff in your parents' bed, and jack off into your moms underwear.

wat

Ja-
Oh.
Well, stuff in your parents' bed, and jack off into your moms underwear.
Uhhhh...

List some things your parents told you to not do

Robber-proof all of your doors, stairs, and windows

inb4jackoff
inb4leave
inb4jackoffandleave

Robber-proof all of your doors, stairs, and windows
Step 2: Place your hands on each cheek, with your mouth gaping

Watch Home Alone
That should help

Boobytrap the house

play an action video game with the speakers on full blast
YES.

My sister his home :(
but going out at 8PM :)

brazilian and/or furry fart research

dance like nobody is watching