I gifted my math teacher a potato.

[Sheepocalypse]

So, one day I gave my math teacher a potato. She is really hot lol.
I asked my civics teacher to deliver it to her and say it was from an "anonymous student".
He did, but she kinda figured out who it was real quick.
I also sent her an email.

 Bee Gees.zip <<Some music
​Music from the mysterious man who delivered you a potato.
I hope you enjoy my nice potato farming music as much as I do.
Potatoes are vegetables but they contain a lot of starch that make them more like rice, pasta and bread in terms of nutrition.
I have a large passion for potatoes. Potatoes are my life and my career, and I will never give them up, even if Ms. -Teacher's name-'s roommate's cat depended on it.
Cats shouldn't eat potatoes.
Do not feed it potatoes.
I am bored in this class.
Potatoes are usually best when they're in the mashed form.
If you would like a recipe, please go here.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/topics/mashed-potato-recipes.html
Eat the potato. I put my life and my heart into that potato.
Download the .zip file, right click it, and click Extract All for the music to be playable.

-Farmer Anonymous

/post potato stories.

[Ad Bot]

[Elefson]

Come to Massachusetts to see our potato-headed women.

[Frequency]

stick it in her potato

[Afraidanna]

stick it in her potato

2 posts in and we already have this

[ThatRandomGuy]

https://youtu.be/mIa0lO4oPjE?t=1m47s

[Muzzles56]

now im hungry

[SeventhSandwich]

this really belongs in the cringe thread

[Pie Crust]

I'm going to do this some day.

[The Magical Dunes]

what would possess you to do this?

[Freek]

ew how creepy

[joe411]

There is one thing we can learn from op.
If your teacher is hot, give her a potato.

[Camel]

this is why nerds should never flirt, we don't know the first thing about it

[gebenuwell]

i gave my teacher a potato and she threw it away. it mashed my heart.
it left a baked hatred in my soul.

[carolcat]

what is wrong with you

[Daswiruch]

/post potato stories.

i was hungry today and had caught the scent of my brother's baked potato with cheese
he gives me a bit to try since i had never eaten a baked potato prior to this moment
it was loving delicious
i ask him to show me how to make said potato and he obliges
moments later, my potato is done cooking and i prepare it for eating
i took a bite out of the potato and almost vomited
i hate potatoes now