Velveta Shells and Cheese

[Kochieboy]

Look at this stuff, this is my motherloving favorite food ever. And today, I'm showing you how to make this loving gourmet dish.



First, rip this stuff open.



After boiling some notherloving scalding hot hell water, open the lid. Oven mitts are for pussies.



Pour that stuff in.



Now stir the forget out of it, make sure you have a velocity of too loving rad with your stirring.



Now waterboard that strainer for being such a pusillanimous individual ass bitch (picture removed by the CIA, they don't want their cover blown). Then stir the stuff out of it again to get all the water out of the way.



Next, put it back into the pot, and stir the stuff out of it while put in the gooey and creamy goodness.



Give your macaroni a good rub, oh yeah, nice and hot, hot and cheesy mac, yeaaaaaaah boy.

Now you are done with this perfect stuff!



Enjoy motherforgeters! ;^)

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[Trogtor]

[Headcrab Zombie]

It's good in a pinch
But homemade will always be better

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

[The GI of MA]

op help i messed up and i fell in the pot
what do i do??? my meal is ruined!!!!

[Kochieboy]

op help i messed up and i fell in the pot
what do i do??? my meal is ruined!!!!

You forgeted up son

[The GI of MA]

You forgeted up son

aw man now my shells smell like burning flesh :(

[The Magical Dunes]

Real macaroni & cheese is way better, pal.

[Cantaloupe]

That looks pretty disgusting, how do you eat that processed stuff?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

That looks pretty disgusting, how do you eat that processed stuff?

ah hello caribou

[IkeTheGeneric]

That looks pretty disgusting, how do you eat that processed stuff?

Most food you eat is processed

I mean seriously

edit: Also OP if you care about mac n cheese I got my grandmother's recipe for macaroni and cheese somewhere around here

it's the most delicious god damn mac and cheese in the world

[Kobewarrior]

the better choice

[Kochieboy]

Most food you eat is processed

I mean seriously

edit: Also OP if you care about mac n cheese I got my grandmother's recipe for macaroni and cheese somewhere around here

it's the most delicious god damn mac and cheese in the world

Yeah, my mom has a really good mac and cheese recipe. With breadcrumbs and real cheese. I just decided to make this because I didn't have all of the proper ingredients together.

[Foxscotch]

velveeta shells and "CHEEESE" makes me wanna throw up
the texture....

[Camel]

i don't mean to sink your schooner, chump, but kraft? kraft macaroni and please.

homemade is the real stuff. we're talkin puttin MILK in that stuff gettin in creamier than you can believe.

cheese? there ain't no sauce packets to count on, hombre - we're taking REAL cheese, and not only that, you can smother that macaroni with more cheese than the world can handle; you can bankrupt denmark and switzerland with this dish

and finally, the in-n-out level secret menu konami kode special - bread crumbs. OH BABY, you're goin to another fucin planet cus your macaroni just transformed into a next level CASS-A-ROLE.

but it ain't over yet - because when you think you're ready to dig in to this monstrocity, you forgot the most important ingredient- SRIACHA MOTHAforgetA. douse that macaroni and cheesus and get ready to go caligula crazy