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but what bread are you, OP?

and a seal walks into a club

and maxwell walks into a gay bar

if (OP == true) { return "HUGE friend" }

Best Friends : No-one (so far)
Friends : None (so far)
Acquaintances : No-one
Assistants : None
Guards : None
Allies : None
what a loner


« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 09:06:36 PM by murder burger »

Or wait...


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ow my eyes
please for the sake of other people get rid of that

ow my eyes
please for the sake of other people get rid of that
sorry about that

When I looked at the OP's other replies, I then realized that this wasn't one of the only bizarre posts he has made.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I SHALL PRESENT YOU WITH SOME CANCEROUS POISON, COVER YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU GO BLIND:

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ThanksEbola la la la la Thanks
Gimme dat ebola!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wc_lcat9vw

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wot m8

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Omg i never knew that that blue creeper had pricks as friends!!

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update
kk

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erjon = dat badmin

Okay, so this is what happend...
Me and my friend KyleM were playing on this server searching for bad rps, ejorn spawned got admin... blah blah blah

10 Mins Later

I went afk, and said "agkkfa rrgy brb stuff" and apeareintly (who cares about spelling) erjon said "stop spamming" then just went full ballistic ape shiz and perma banned me for "stop spamming" he didnt even give me a warning he just went kapooya and perma banned me

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When i print the air it just doesn't do anything, just shoots the emiter. But when i print a print brick, the entire game crashes, so, really i can't print at all, If anyone can help with this...

I giv u  Praise x3 u nub i see u until u giv me fix prob

Bones are surprisingly light due to their porosity, and even solid calcium is only 1.5 times as dense as the average human body.
oh i misread it as 12 feet my mistake
well then i see what you mean

Is this a bio about a ghost that died? Logic

Alice, Alice, are you there?

Duh.

Abandoned please find:    

Alice Vincent

Unemployed but insanely rich somehow. Can afford million dollar homes. Species/Bread: ghoul. No friends or family. Very sad character. Age at death: 506, actually 27. Light and quiet voice for a ghoul with radiated skin falling off. Everything: Nothing. Last appearance, on flat earth. Lived in a tree because its the safest place in nuclear fallout. First appearance: drunk. Body type: skinny (missing organs probably). Height: 12 inches. Most hated: Obama. Graduated high school with no parents. Also a female. Any physical disabilities: probably a lot, considering its a ghoul. Government stuck around after nuclear fallout, now shes pissed. Terrifies everybody always talking about being afraid of death.

Family Portrait:

Dirty walls remnant of family.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 11:03:08 PM by A.P.X. »


how about i make my own character???
Full Name : rich white
Nickname(s)/Alias(es) : tom
Pronunciation(s) : rich white
Age : old
Gender : richard
Species/Bread : cheese
Voice : loud
Birth Date : some day of some month of some year
Age at Death : 91985351045
Date of Death : 24/3/forgetmeifiknow

= PERSONALITY =
Personality : doesn't have one
Embodying Quality/Idea : ???
Fears : none
Weaknesses : loss of money
Strenghts : money
Special/Significant Belongings : money

= PHYSICAL and HEALTH INFO =
Height : tall
Weight : big
Body type : body
Markings : mark
Material Markings (formerly "mutations"): ???
Jewelry : BITCH HE HAS ALL OF THE JEWERLY
Piercings/Tattoos : tatoos are for wussies
Scars/Distinguishing Marks : tripped down some stairs and got head blown open
Any physical disabilities/diseases/ailments : autism
Any medications/treanebts : treanebts

= RELATIONSHIP INFO =

Relation to Main Character : money
Relationship Status : rich
Spouse/Mate : money
Children : money
Children's Statuses : money
Parents : money
Parent's Statuses : money
Sibling(s) : money
Sibling Status(es) : money
Any Other Important Family : money
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Best Friends : money
Friends : money
Acquaintances : money
Assistants : money
Guards : money
Allies : money
Pets/Special Animals : 100 dolla bill(US dollar)
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Enemies : the bank
Main Enemy(ies) : everyone
Most Hated : people who steal his money

= STORY INFO =
Stories that this character appears in : anything with money
First Appearance : in his safe
Last Appearance : dead in his safe
Status : rich
Backstory : i was born rich and i am rich
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Place of Birth : moneyville moneystate
Past Living Quarters : ???
Current a Future Homes : he owns every house
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Native Language(s) : money
Languages Spoken : money

= TALENTS/OCCUPATION/EDUCATION =
Occupation/Job : being rich
Boss : himself
Talents : being rich
Years of Education : alot
Level of Education : what is an school???

if (OP == true) { return "HUGE friend" }

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« Last Edit: June 07, 2015, 06:55:12 AM by Electrk. »