forget this

[Space1255]

How did you slam your fingers in the spgiant steel carrot door?

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[otto-san]

metal doors are starfishs, don't trust them.

once i met a metal door named To Kitchen and he totally called me a naughty word i told my mom and she didn't believe me

[IkeTheGeneric]

OP is probably lying yet again

[Ocelotus]

describe them, do they look bent/disfigured and stuff or do they just really hurt

one of them is sort of bent to the left but the others just really hurt

How did you slam your fingers in the spgiant steel carrot door?

i thought my fingers would keep the door open because the door would lock if it shut but it turns out fingers are a bad door holder

[MoltenKitten]

OP is probably lying yet again

Yeah he should be at the hospital like he said instead of telling us about it.

[startacker]

YEAH I WANNA FIGHT A METAL DOORL!
forget YOUMETAL

This breaks the fingers

[Space1255]

i nearly thought i was on tumblr

Same.

one of them is sort of bent to the left but the others just really hurti thought my fingers would keep the door open because the door would lock if it shut but it turns out fingers are a bad door holder

Why on earth would that ever be a good idea to anyone. Then again, how heavy was the door?

[Maxwell.]

one of them is sort of bent to the left but the others just really hurti thought my fingers would keep the door open because the door would lock if it shut but it turns out fingers are a bad door holder

then they'll heal

[Ocelotus]

Yeah he should be at the hospital like he said instead of telling us about it.

>>in a bit

[Ipquarx]

protip: your feet are several hundred times better door holders than your fingers

[Space1255]

protip: your feet are several hundred times better door holders than your fingers

Especially with shoes or when they're prosthetics.
An alternate door holder would be whatever you were using to type this

[otto-san]

protip: your feet are several hundred times better door holders than your fingers

but i need feet to walk

hands just do pretty much every other tactile task...

[Maxwell.]

but i need feet to walk

hands just do pretty much every other tactile task...

you can walk on your hands

[SquartleTurtle]

i think your dad went too hard on you ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

[otto-san]

you can walk on your hands

those are advanced tactics though