Author Topic: the marvellous adventures of muhammed; the islamist man from isreal  (Read 3455 times)




PROLOGUE
muhammad's story began with shooting down a plane

oh no muhammad! you shot down the wrong plane!
it's crashing!


damnit muhammad! the plane crashed into a skyscraper and people are reporting this as a national disaster!


muhammad's crashing of the plane made him very famous with a following of other extremists.
he was happy


OH stuff, it's emperor ham! ham is the devil's food you know. this is immensely triggering your followers to the point of Self Delete!


you have to do something muhammad, anything!
you grab your trusty gun and lodge it into emperor ham's arse, you also set up a camera in the few seconds this took.



muhammad feels pride in killing the ruthless tyrant, he must upload this video to the yeetubes



however, muhammad needs YOUR HELP to continue his journey, after killing emperor ham, he forgot what he has to do in life now.
tell him what to do in this exciting adventure for fame, glory and the destruction of america.


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START

muhammad was picking his breakfast, but he was very sad since his brand wasn't in stock, what do now?

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« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 04:49:46 PM by Refticus »

Ask for Russia's Nuclear Missiles.

INVADE PALESTINE
JEWISH PRIDE

after phoning up russia for the nukes to invade palestine and being stuck on dialtone, since he's tried this thousands of times, muhammad decides to go to the store to buy his favorite brand of breakfast

what does muhammed do now
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 10:50:15 AM by Vitawrap »

Pay the cashier with five love, unpinned grenades and runs out the window.

jew tears and skippy is an excellent combination of the minerals you need.
freshoah has loads of fatty substances inside of it

pay the cashier with five love, unpinned grenades and runs out the window

what does muhammed do now

don't look at the explosion which is happening behind you



you have found the perfect balanced breakfast. consume klarck

you have found the perfect balanced breakfast. consume klarck
no. he is useful. you will see later on.

no. he is useful. you will see later on.

add to stomach inventory then

steal his bag of sheckels