the marvellous adventures of muhammed; the islamist man from isreal

[Refticus]

run like hell, throw a shekel behind you to throw klarck off your path

[Ad Bot]

[K3k0m@n]

then eat a shekel

[Vitawrap]

run like hell, throw a shekel behind you to throw klarck off your path

then eat a shekel

what does muhammed do now

[Refticus]

go the isrealian market with your new shekels to buy things

[Vitawrap]

go the isrealian market with your new shekels to buy things

what does muhammed do now

[gebenuwell]

offer the carrotnics to people. if they say no, attach active bombs to them and shove them up the persons ass.

[Refticus]

pleasure yourself with the carrots.

[Kidalex90]

Make a store, rig the carrots with explosives, and sell them.

[tber123]

Recruit followers so you can use them as meatshields incase stuff goes down.

[Legodude77]

Start a steam group.

[Vitawrap]

offer the carrotnics to people. if they say no, attach active bombs to them and shove them up the persons ass.

Make a store, rig the carrots with explosives, and sell them.

Start a steam group.

Recruit followers so you can use them as meatshields incase stuff goes down.

EDIT:
UH OH!

what does muhammed do now

[Refticus]

seek out dragon carrots to resell at your shop, heard those are all the rage
to celebrate your carrot shop going out of buisness, press the button to blow up all the explosive rigged carrots.

[gebenuwell]

go on a massacre by stabbing people with carrots with knives attached to them.

[Vitawrap]

make a website for your carrot store and scam people into buying stuffty carrots for high prices.

seek out dragon carrots to resell at your shop, heard those are all the rage
to celebrate your carrot shop going out of buisness, press the button to blow up all the explosive rigged carrots.

what does muhammed do now

[Refticus]

scavenge the wreckage of the explosions so you can get your carrots back
also keep a eye out for cops