Author Topic: the marvellous adventures of muhammed; the islamist man from isreal (Read 5495 times)

Space1255 · June 06, 2015, 05:43:23 PM

Respawn with seventeen and a half nukes and wonder where the other two and a half went instead.

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Vitawrap · June 07, 2015, 06:05:01 AM

Quote from: Space1255 on June 06, 2015, 05:43:23 PM

Respawn with seventeen and a half nukes and wonder where the other two and a half went instead.

Quote from: Legodude77 on June 06, 2015, 05:15:04 PM

Respawn with new loadout.

what does muhammed do now

Refticus · June 07, 2015, 06:10:04 AM

it is time to fufill your destiny.
nuke palestine.

Maxwell. · June 07, 2015, 08:19:43 AM

wait no you're islamic?
nuke ISRAEL, forget THE JEWS

Blockchip · June 07, 2015, 08:47:11 AM

Blow up america

Kohoutek · June 07, 2015, 09:24:52 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on June 07, 2015, 08:19:43 AM

wait no you're islamic?
nuke ISRAEL, forget THE JEWS

make sure klarck is in a safe place. you'll need him. i'd suggest putting him somewhere in turkmenistan for the moment

Vitawrap · June 07, 2015, 09:57:35 AM

Quote from: Refticus on June 07, 2015, 06:10:04 AM

it is time to fufill your destiny.
nuke palestine.

Quote from: Maxwell. on June 07, 2015, 08:19:43 AM

wait no you're islamic?
nuke ISRAEL, forget THE JEWS

Quote from: Blockchip on June 07, 2015, 08:47:11 AM

Blow up america

Quote from: Kohoutek on June 07, 2015, 09:24:52 AM

make sure klarck is in a safe place. you'll need him. i'd suggest putting him somewhere in turkmenistan for the moment

actually i forgot to take klarck in a safe place so now he's dead...
and since america was blown up, no more updates to steam, games, news, and internet, we are locked in blf
pls
what does muhammed do now

Refticus · June 07, 2015, 10:02:20 AM

watch as world war 3 unfolds from your nuke spree

Vitawrap · June 07, 2015, 10:18:54 AM

Quote from: Refticus on June 07, 2015, 10:02:20 AM

watch as world war 3 unfolds from your nuke spree

what does muhammed do now

The GI of MA · June 07, 2015, 10:21:05 AM

allahu ackbar everyone to save shariah law
and bring back klarck too

Refticus · June 07, 2015, 10:21:17 AM

you need a miracle. summon allah, you know how, sacrifice a goat ontop of a drawing of a richard.

Vitawrap · June 07, 2015, 10:50:22 AM

Quote from: Refticus on June 07, 2015, 10:21:17 AM

you need a miracle. summon allah, you know how, sacrifice a goat ontop of a drawing of a richard.

Quote from: The GI of MA on June 07, 2015, 10:21:05 AM

allahu ackbar everyone to save shariah law
and bring back klarck too

basically muhammed also nuked every country on earth except from france, great britain, algeria, turky, egypt, and germany
what does muhammed do now

Refticus · June 07, 2015, 10:52:32 AM

ask allah to grant you a weapon to destroy your enemies.

Maxwell. · June 07, 2015, 10:52:35 AM

ask suleiman of turkey for an alliance and weapons
and then convert great britain which shouldn't be too hard with all the muslims there already

Vitawrap · June 07, 2015, 11:15:07 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on June 07, 2015, 10:52:35 AM

ask suleiman of turkey for an alliance and weapons
and then convert great britain which shouldn't be too hard with all the muslims there already

Quote from: Refticus on June 07, 2015, 10:52:32 AM

ask allah to grant you a weapon to destroy your enemies.

muhammed teamed up with turkey and great britain, now he will have full supplies of guns, ammos, slingshots and teabags.
what does muhammed do now