france
>start off in napoleonic france
>man we just had a loving crazy ass revolution, but hey at least we can become powerful
>aw yeah, we are conquering stuff
>oh forget, we can't get past russia
>aw forget, we pissed some people off
>congress of vienna?
>wtf, why are you putting our leader into exile?
>lol, he got free
>aw yeah, let's get to conquering stuff again
>aw forget, congress of vienna again?
>welp bonaparte is exiled again and dead
>germany starts chattering, something about unification
>oh no you do-
>gets cut off by rifles to our face
>we got our asses kicked
>aw forget, germany is unified?
>aw forget, germany is a European power?
>aw forget, germany wants to go to war again?
>gets ass kicked for the second time
>luckily backup came in time
>okay fought a longass war
>aw forget, germany now has gone fascist
>aw forget, germany wants to go to war again, again?
>we get our asses kicked for the third time
>okay, at least we got backup again
>okay, germany is finally split apart again
>everything is fine
>oh wait... is that the EU?
>germany is topping the charts again
>mfw we are forever germany's bitch and we'll never reach our prime ever again, because we aren't allowed to have nice things
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