D100 - do the thing

[CypherX]

roll it

to kill the gods

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Roll to discover the cure for lung cancer.

[TristanLuigi]

roll it

ROLL 41
You rolled a 41.

that was eventful

Roll to discover the cure for lung cancer.

ROLL 92
You have the basic idea of a cure for lung cancer! It's not refined yet and you need to share with society, though, and you don't have a degree.

[CypherX]

roll to forget the cure for lung cancer

[TristanLuigi]

roll to forget the cure for lung cancer

ROLL YOU'RE AN starfish 42
You remember the cure for lung cancer.
Did we just forget about the loving tornado, forest fire, and thunderstorm?
ROLL 46
You're getting really wet, and your suit is ruined. Random sticks and stuff are flying past your face.

[tber123]

Roll to summon a dart gun that can give people measles if they're unvaccinated.

[TristanLuigi]

Roll to summon a dart gun that can give people measles if they're unvaccinated.

ROLL 69
Hehe, 69...

sorry, what? Oh, right. You don't get a dart gun, but you're vaccinated from measles, if you weren't before. I don't know. How would I know?

[CypherX]

roll to remove the area of your brain responsible for remembering the cure for lung cancer

[TristanLuigi]

roll to remove the area of your brain responsible for remembering the cure for lung cancer

RULE ROLL 34
You hit yourself in the head. It hurts.
ROLL 4
You are impaled by a stick of flaming wood and start falling into the tornado! The sun rod touches the fire and explodes violently, giving you burns.

[WaterOre]

roll to undo all the bad that is currently happening to you

[TristanLuigi]

roll to undo all the bad that is currently happening to you

ROLL 33
It doesn't work. You are now practically inside the tornado.

[blockguy™]

get out of the tornado

[TristanLuigi]

get out of the tornado

ROLL 8
The tornado is now an F5 and you are flying extremely fast through it. You get hit by a tree, and then the tornado gets struck by lightning.

[Ragequit]

jerk off

[Zoltan]

jack off

and then leave