Author Topic: D100 - do the thing  (Read 3035 times)

This is an adventure. Post an action, any action, anything you want, no matter how impossible. I will roll a d100 for success - harder tasks will require higher rolls, but anything is possible with a high enough roll (alternatively, you could violently die with a low enough roll). You can ask me questions about what's around you - I will either just tell you or roll for it. Usually, you can't keep rolling for the same thing.

> You are lost in the woods in a suit and tie - you don't know which direction is north and you have no idea where you are. What will you do?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2015, 08:26:17 PM by TristanLuigi »


Tap into a satellite and find your exact location.

become unstoppable
what the forget
ROLL 16
You concentrate too hard and get a headache and probably lost some brain cells.

Tap into a satellite and find your exact location.
ROLL 44
How are you supposed to do that?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2015, 08:29:37 PM by TristanLuigi »

You concentrate too hard and get a headache and probably lost some brain cells.

loving casul

try again

loving casul

try again
can't, you can only try something once

ROLL 44
How are you supposed to do that?
pull one of those NASA supercomputers out of your star fish

pull one of those NASA supercomputers out of your star fish
ROLL 25
You try really hard, but nothing of importance happens.

The sun is moving down the sky.

underwear bomb barack obarner

close your eyes and run towards the sun.

loving pick up the slack tristan jesus christ, its been 15 minutes all you have to do is roll a forgetin dice hurry up

loving i was eating dinner calm your tits bbe

underwear bomb barack obarner
ROLL 54
Your underwear is still not a bomb and Barack Obama is still not dead
close your eyes and run towards the sun.
ROLL 97
You make your way out of the forest miraculously! In addition, you have the Sun Rod, which can shoot fire.

shove the sun rod up your bum


Roll to summon Satan.