self quotes

[SeventhSandwich]

"People who quote themselves have a bloated sense of self-importance" -SeventhSandwich

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[Lizzy]

"girls if a guy ever knocks you up and leaves you, abort the fetus and send it to them in a jar with a note saying 'enjoy your spawn'"

[Badger]

no matter how good you are at something there's an Asian who does it better

[XR-7]

It pays to be modern, and that dance is not modern.

[tails]

We keep a list of my quotes in my dropbox

"When somebody walks past my house, I just make them pregnant." -Tails 2013
"It's a good thing she doesn't have any boobs" -Tails 2013
"I WANNA RUB A SNORLAX" -Tails 2013
"Oh god now I've gotta climb up a sandwich" -Tails 2013
"I just want Jeorge to shout at hentai" -Tails 2013
"That's how they get you, you have to buy multiple spoons because they keep killing themselves" -Tails 2013
"I must've been here before, they're all naked" -Tails 2013
"It's always dead babies" - Tails 2014
"I want you to be a cat golem"" -Tails 2014
"Why'd you drink the juice? You put Jesus inside of you!" -Tails 2014
"MIIKA, TAKE MY ORANGE JUICE" -Tails 2015

[blockguy™]

"Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say"- Thomas Jerrycans

[bestguy22]

most people here are really just an ass for no reason but to be an ass and seem cool to their friends. if you don't believe that, you aren't on the right forum

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

never trust anyone with an anime avatar

[Eden]

17 counts, right?

[Mr Unicode]

"Its bloody hard to find any classic techno songs without hentai pictures"

[16-Bit Yoshi]

brumple stan

[Col. Derontchi]

"Watch me fight this cat"

[16-Bit Yoshi]

forgot to mention mine

Kane: pick a chick, flick your richard

"It's irregular, like 'Hey, can I stick it in your butt?'" -Kane 2015

DJ Lag : my jaw feels so weird after making loveual grunts for five minutes straight

[#Ravencroft]

never trust anyone with an anime avatar

quoted for truth

[77x5ghost2]

"Impact is the best font" -77x5ghost2