Author Topic: Zealot's Poetry Week Giveaway -- Joe411 wins  (Read 1925 times)

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This time featuring
Poetry Week

This Day's Poem: Haiku
A Haiku is a 3 line poem in which the first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, the third 5.

But what is Poetry Week?
Pick any game you want from this list, and write the proper type of poem about it! The best or most creative poem will win the game it is about! The more demanded games will be much harder to win than the lesser-known Indie Games! Good luck!

How can I win?
Just pick any game from the list (not taken) and write a short poem about it. Write the game's name at the top of your post so there is no confusion.

TLDR; pick a game, write a poem, win said game.

*(At my discretion I may modify the rules in any way)

List of Games: (All Steam Games, excluding Cubicity)
Quote
Don't Starve Together
Torchlight 2
World of Goo (1)
World of Goo (2)
Super Meat Boy (1)
Super Meat Boy (2)
Dustforce DX (1)
Dustforce DX (2)
Braid (1)
Braid (2)
Dungeon Defenders Collection (1)
Dungeon Defenders Collection (2)
Limbo (1)
Limbo (2)
SteamWorld Given to Portify
Gone Home With Soundtrack
Papers, Please Given to Zack
LUFTRAUSERS - given to Maxwell
Prison Architect - Given to Greek2Me
The Bridge - Given to Oasis
Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine given to BluetoothBoy
Race the Sun - Given to Jairo
Civilization V + Brave New World DLC + Gods & Kings DLC Given to Ravencroft
Sid Meier's Civilization III Complete Given to SlayerZ99
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: The Complete Edition Given to LegoPepper, in return for some editing
Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol Given to Sailorman
Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol: Pacific Skies Don't remember who I gave it to
Sid Meier's Railroads! Given to Plad101
Scribblenauts Unlimited Given to ResonKinetic
Batman™: Arkham Asylum GOTY Given to Taboobles
F.E.A.R. Given to Generation
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin Given to Blockzillahead
F.E.A.R. 3 Given to Xeidious
Guardians of Middle-earth + Guardians of Middle-earth: Smaug's Treasure DLC Given to Georges
Mortal Kombat Kollection Given to Carbon Zypher
Sid Meier's Pirates! Given to Auzman466
Sanctum 2 Given to Jokey365
Magicka + 2 DLC Given to Georges
Serious Sam 3: BFE Given to Pablo
Garry's Mod Given to ResonKinetic.
Sanctum: Collection Given to WALDO
Interstellar Marines Given to Boink
Interstellar Marines - Spearhead Edition (basically 3x more expensive "Elite" version of IM) Given to Auzman466
Rush Bros. Given to Auzman
Cubicity (Desura only, sorry.)
Dynamite Jack given to F3d323
Beast Boxing Turbo Given to The Subject
PixelJunk Monsters Ultimate Given to Snaked_Snake
PixelJunk Shooter
Sang-Froid - Tales of Werewolves Given to AdinX
Finding Teddy Given to ChappersTeddy
Guacamelee! Gold Edition
Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine Given to Carbon Zypher for his birthday
Antichamber Given to Mr_Minecraft
The Swapper - Given to Boink
Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams
Dust: An Elysian Tail Given to BluetoothBoy
Luxuria Superbia
The Dream Machine Chapters 1-3
Dear Esther - Given to Soukuw
7 Grand Steps Given to Oasis
And Yet It Moves Given to RedJohn
FEZ Given to Mariofan1701
Beatbuddy Given to Ghille
Starseed Pilgrim - Given to Niff
Civilization V Given to a friend for his birthday
Civilization IV: Complete given to Doughboy
Borderlands 2 Decided I want this game.
Borderlands Given to Ghille
Bioshock: Infinite Given to Starzy
Bioshock Given to Donro98
XCOM: Enemy Unknown Given to a friend
XCOM: Complete Pack (does not include Enemy Unknown) Given to a random guy I met online, who was really nice :)
Thunder Wolves
The Cat Lady Keeping it for myself, actually
Time Gentlemen Please + Ben There, Dan That
AI War Collection
Realms of Arkania: Blade of Destiny
Blockland Given to an IRL friend
Pressure
Luxor Evolved
Eryi's Action
One Finger Death Punch Given to Jokey3453263244
Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers - Given to Decepticon
Paranormal
Foreign Legion: Buckets of Blood - Given to Soukuw
Hexcells - Given to Lego Lad
Adventures of Shuggy
Critical Mass
CreaVures
Little Inferno Given to a friend
Super Hexagon given to Incompatible
Natural Selection 2 given to Ceist
Critter Crunch
PixelJunk Monsters Ultimate
Hotline Miami Given to Ghille
« Last Edit: June 15, 2015, 04:36:40 PM by McZealot »

I made a tuna sandwich today and it tasted like potatoes.

Halp

(im just doing this for fun, not for the games by the way lol)
« Last Edit: June 14, 2015, 01:19:26 AM by NessNet »

did you know that betelgeuse is the largest star in the Orion constellation?

Go eat my flaccid richard

Why? Cause no one would be turned on by you

I got crumbs on my feet when I walked in the kitchen.

can I have limbo? thanks

im keepin it simple

Maybe the trick to win this is to glue marmite to yourself

Whenever I walk into my bathroom naked, the shower gets turned on.

why do gorillas always frown
because in 10 million years it'll be another monday

can I have limbo? thanks

im keepin it simple
^ this does not ever work. at least write a haiku or something.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2015, 01:23:03 AM by McZealot »

^ this does not ever work. at least write a poem or something.
aw

Zealot look at my post please it's instsntly worthy of a game

can we make multiple entries

you dunces, it's not "post clever things in this thread", it's just be clever elsewhere

Why did the McZealot give BluetoothBoy a game? Because BluetoothBoy told a stupid joke without a punchline.

But now that there's no punch line, would you care for something to drink? ;)