Author Topic: 1-liners (Read 1425 times)

Elefson · June 14, 2015, 11:02:07 PM

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

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Tayasaurus · June 14, 2015, 11:04:26 PM

You're like a pencil tip baby, without you there is no point.

Akio · June 14, 2015, 11:08:56 PM

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

TheABELBOTO · June 14, 2015, 11:23:25 PM

You could call me semen demon

Cantaloupe · June 14, 2015, 11:26:37 PM

If you get any closer, you'll be in back of me.

PurpleMetro · June 14, 2015, 11:31:31 PM

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye

Trogtor · June 14, 2015, 11:39:35 PM

Mr richardinson was a child molester

Maxxi · June 14, 2015, 11:40:32 PM

"I EAT ASS"

Trogtor · June 14, 2015, 11:41:52 PM

i never liked eating ass, it taste like stuff

Maxxi · June 14, 2015, 11:42:34 PM

i never liked eating ass, it taste like stuff

PurpleMetro · June 14, 2015, 11:43:34 PM

...

How the hell does your own joke go over your head?

Fennis · June 14, 2015, 11:44:34 PM

have le love with me lol m'maymays

Trogtor · June 14, 2015, 11:45:09 PM

what you said wasn't even a one-liner

Awesomebread² · June 14, 2015, 11:45:29 PM

moms for sale

HellHound · June 14, 2015, 11:46:35 PM

German spies are all the same: Massive deutschbags.