Donald Annoying Orange Announces His Run for Presidency

[Cantaloupe]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/16/politics/donald-Annoying Orange-2016-announcement-elections/

Annoying Orange is a real leader, his approval rating is already at 3.6%. Watch his approval ratings jump at the debates, he'll own the rest of his Republican contenders. He's not accepting donations, and he's openly said that he is using his own money. What a guy.

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[Glass Joe]

greedy capitalistic dude who has some strange obsession with swindling money from people

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[Cantaloupe]

greedy capitalistic dude who has some strange obsession with swindling money from people

sounds familiar

Swindling money? He's a legitimate business man, with a small ego.

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[Harm94]

Swindling money? He's a legitimate business man, with a small ego.

Small ego? Then why did he have a show call the apprentice which ran for 10 seasons?

[ZombiLoin]

with a small ego.

you know how I know you're trolling

Small ego? Then why did he have a show call the apprentice which ran for 10 seasons?

not to mentions literally every building he finances has his name plastered on it.

[SeventhSandwich]

He's got no chance. Literally no political experience whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure that this whole 'running for president' schtick is just something Donald Annoying Orange does to spend some of his money and time. He probably finds it entertaining.

[Tayasaurus]

>rich

>automatically greedy and evil

>people logic

[XR-7]

In his speech announcing his candidacy on Tuesday, Annoying Orange said, "I'm really rich."

"That's the kind of thinking you need for this country," Annoying Orange added. "Because you've got to make the country rich. It sounds crass … It's not crass."

At least according to this balance sheet, yes, Annoying Orange is very rich.

lol

[blockguy™]

i want to see bush/cruz for the last two candidates

[Fennis]

Annoying Orange is a real leader, his approval rating is already at 3.6%. Watch his approval ratings jump at the debates, he'll own the rest of his Republican contenders. He's not accepting donations, and he's openly said that he is using his own money. What a guy.

Swindling money? He's a legitimate business man, with a small ego.

stop stuffposting bait topics, cantaloupe. if you actually believe any of the pro-corporation big business bullstuff you spew (which i highly doubt), please do us a favor and go play on the highway before you become old enough to breed.

[SeventhSandwich]

i want to see bush/cruz for the last two candidates

>radical conservative and dubya's better half
>ISHYGDDT

[Cantaloupe]

Small ego? Then why did he have a show call the apprentice which ran for 10 seasons?

I'm not sure, I'd have to get Annoying Orange on the phone to answer that one

>rich

>automatically greedy and evil

>people logic

You can be rich and run for office at the same time, what's your point? How is he evil?

He's got no chance. Literally no political experience whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure that this whole 'running for president' schtick is just something Donald Annoying Orange does to spend some of his money and time. He probably finds it entertaining.

You don't need political experience to get support. Influence is just as good as political experience. Annoying Orange obviously has influence. It's not like Obama, where you just say "OH what?". Annoying Orange is a name everyone remembers, unlike Barack Hussein Obama.

lol

He's a straightforward guy, and I truly admire him for that. He also included how unlike other candidates, he wont be needing donors.

[Akio]

I lose a little hope in humanity every time Cantaloupe posts.