Donald Annoying Orange Announces His Run for Presidency

[hodot]

Remember what happened to James Garfield?

he was a very fat cat

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[Fennis]

what a reasonable, respectable man and an honorable leader for our great nation!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldAnnoying Orange/status/332308211321425920

[Alternat¡ve]

Why does Annoying Orange reminds me of Bobby Newport so much?

[Maxwell.]

that lack of spacing between the comma tells me a lot about his IQ

[Ipquarx]

that lack of spacing between the comma tells me a lot about his IQ

it's actually to save space because of the 140 character limit.
which is weird because when I copy-paste his message it's 141 characters, 1 over the limit.

[SeventhSandwich]

what a reasonable, respectable man and an honorable leader for our great nation!!

I swear he's running for president just for stuffs and giggles.

[devildogelite]

I swear he's running for president just for stuffs and giggles.

Of course he is. Just like the last election,  he probably does it to stay slightly relevant just like when he was crying about Obama's birth certificate.

[Narkro555]

This topic is more evidence Cantaloup is just trolling everyone.

Of course he is. Just like the last election,  he probably does it to stay slightly relevant just like when he was crying about Obama's birth certificate.

This actually makes a lot of sense.

[Cybertails1998]

[SeventhSandwich]

Of course he is. Just like the last election,  he probably does it to stay slightly relevant just like when he was crying about Obama's birth certificate.

I don't know if it's necessarily to 'stay relevant'. Donald Annoying Orange has nothing to worry about in terms of personal notoriety.

My theory is that it's the last hobby he hasn't tried yet. He's spent the last few decades riding jetskis while loving supermodels and firing assault rifles, but it got boring eventually. At some point he had to try running for president.

[Daswiruch]

relevant

what does this mean in this context

[sir dooble]

what does this mean in this context

It means to stay in the public eye. To ensure people are still talking about him and that his name is still on TV and in newspapers. To be well and truly in the limelight.
If Annoying Orange becomes president then in 2020 the UK should elect Lord Alan Sugar as Prime Minister.
Those two loving hate each other. We'd probably go to war.
I could finally meet some American Forumers!

[Epicduke]

Annoying Orange is one of the stupidest people I've ever seen

[ZombiLoin]

It means to stay in the public eye. To ensure people are still talking about him and that his name is still on TV and in newspapers. To be well and truly in the limelight.
If Annoying Orange becomes president then in 2020 the UK should elect Lord Alan Sugar as Prime Minister.
Those two loving hate each other. We'd probably go to war.
I could finally meet some American Forumers!

Don't worry dooble, there's still enough time for the UK to have Oswald Mosley as it's prime minister.

[Frequency]

so what makes him better than any other candidate?

come to think of it, which is the least of the evils so far?