Author Topic: ITT: the soviets won the cold war  (Read 1679 times)

Я очень России. Вы храбрый товарищ. Людмила является сексуальная часть задницы.

xaxaxa

America is of filfthy pig dogs! Glorious Rossiya have showed them the way of Kommunism and Light.

How plan you to spend daily monetary ration, comrade?

I sure am glad that mcguffin tactic saved the US from being invaded and never actually changed the course of history

I sure am glad an increasingly weakened soviet union by the hands of perestroika and glasnost effectively killed any chance of it surviving the cold war

god bless america

Я очень России. Вы храбрый товарищ. Людмила является сексуальная часть задницы.

xaxaxa
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I am Russian . You are a brave fellow . Lyudmila is a lovey piece of ass .

xaxaxa
EDIT: I have Google Translation talent ;3

lie down all day because I'm ill and browse the blockland forums

I sure am glad an increasingly weakened soviet union by the hands of perestroika and glasnost effectively killed any chance of it surviving the cold war

god bless america

They may have won the war, but in the long run they pretty much had no leg to stand on



Gee, I really love this government-issued bread. Ķ̳͇͍̝̐ͦͮi̻͚͇̮ͯ̅͟n͎̤̲͎̼̘͑͒̕d̳̣ͧ͛̾̈́a̙͍͇̿ͩͪ̇ͬ̏
ţ̍̌̅͠҉̼͇͔̻ą̡̪͙ͯ͐́ṡ̮̪̤̘̙̗̙̦̊͊̏͐͐ͮ́t̯̺̲͔̳̿ͬe̼͎͔̬̩̬ͥ̊ͮ̒͟͡ͅs̷̫̹͔̮̀͂̇̒́ͥ̍ͬͬ́͝ ̲̮̪̯̹̂ͫ͐̍̆̈̄̕f̸̨̝͈͖͎̪̠͕̌͗u̵̩̜̭̍̄͒̽̊̄̚̕͟ṉ̗ͫ͗̊ͥn̜̯͖̗̥̟͇̏ͭ͒ͣ͋ͨ̀͂͘͘ͅý̧̫̲̹͚̘̱̯̽̈,̧͚͒ͥ̐̊̍͠ͅ ͈͓̖̭̎̑̌̑̀͢ͅț̠̱̼̥̖̳̩ͮͥ̔̕h̷̡̫͎͉̅͒̑̃ȍ͈̙͔̪͔͍͗̍ͪ̓ü̵̸̧̼̭̥͈͓̜ͨ̀ͦ̈g̢͇͍̼̩̽̑̐̋͑ͥ̔͞h̞̘͓̦͖̘͕͔̑͌͞.̞̱ͯ̆̇ͨ̄H͇̬̦͓͎̺̞̱̼̠̲͕̰͈̯̜ͥͧͫ̉̄̏̌̒̈́ͨ́ͨ̉̉̃̀ͅėͧ̈́҉̴̩͕̫̩̰͈͖ͅy̵̡̛̻͙̤͕͍͙̳̺̥̣̭̞͛͛͌̓ͤ̀̆͐́̄̐ͣͬͫ̈́ͬ̚͢,̢̧̣͖̙͈̫̺̤̳͉̟̗̭̥̎̄̂̏̓͐̎̏͂͂̀ ̢͛͐̿͂ͩ͋̊ͯ̀͑ͤ͊̽ͯ̈́̃ͣ̚͏͚̟̬̼͕̭̖̝͈͎ͅd̋ͪ͊͂̈́̈́ͧͤ̄̾ͥͬ̓͟҉̫̗̜̠̳͎̪͎̥̪̤̮̪̬o̶͇̲͚̲̥͉̮̺͍͖̯̳̮̐̐͂̈̃͛̌̓̚͡ͅ ̶̨͉̜̞̃̇̋̏̀ͪ̍̒͗̑̋̐͒ͭ͆͘͜y̶̛̦̙͙͇͓̥̳̲͙̪̞̥ͣ͒̀̂̅̊͘ͅͅͅͅȍ͕̥̭̺̙̞̖̰͚̦̪̪̳̘̮̦̥̼̏̂̓̐ͫ̂̎͆͛͌̃͘ų̸̫̥̗̤̝̼ͦ͗ͧ̾̉ͤͩ̑̊̌ͦͫ̾̀ ̢̭͚͖̘̙̠̯̲̫͇̤̼̮͇̗̦͔̀ͭͭ͊̉̀̾͊͘tͮ̔̓̆̈́́ͯ̿̈́ͦ̅ͫ͗͒ͪ̂͆͜҉̡̛̼̜͓͎͝ǎ̄͌ͨ̑ͨ̄ͬ͞͏̤̯̘̗̘̦̥̘̦̦̹̯̹͈̲s̱̬̠̥͍̫̺̞͓̫̗̝̭͈̾̈́ͫ̈́ͩ̈ͪͣ͜͠͠ͅt̸̄ͬͬ̓ͤ̿̂͗ͨ͌ͨ̇͑̃͊́̕̕҉̯͙̩͕͍̬͇̗̘̩e̵͉͈̼̗̺̹̟̦̅̐ͦ̃ͨ̄ͬͦ̌́̕ͅ ̀̑ͧ̆ͣ̊̂́ͮ̐̑̃̂̕͜͡͏͏͕͚̖͔̮̩̞̖̯̝̟͇̥̪̜̻m̸̵͎̮̠̱̟̣͍̠͖͙̭̩̹̦̼͇͚̽̽̐̏̎ͫ̓̓̅̅͌̎͌̾ͯ̌ͨ̚̕͟͞ͅe̱̝̗͖̠͉̱͇͚̪̫̰͖̥͑͑̇ͥ̊ͣ͘͟͡t́̅̏̂͏̧̩̤͕̬̜̣̤͈̣a̬̜̗̘̪̦͇̞͈̙̟̮̺̣͂͑̿ͬ̑ͥ̐̕l̸̢͍̮̲͓̝̮̝̣͉̬͈̥̽̾ͬͪͨ̇̈́͞ ̶̗͖̮̩̙̤̙͍̮̈́ͯͨͭ̓͐̄̅̏ͦͬͨ̎̐́ͨ̕ͅį̷̞̣͖͚̲̭̯̩̻̙͔̳̤͔̠̩ͦ̾͛͊͋́͆ͬͫ̔̋͗̈͘͡͡n̶̞̺͎̮̗̹̼͚̥͓̪̤̦̫̪̄̆̇̾͑́ ̸̵̛̺͈͕̭͇͔̗̮̰̰̩̈́̒ͪ̊̈́̒̔͂́͜ţ̡̩̺̲̱̠͎̣̯͈̪̳̖̣̆̍̀̿̈͋͠h̢͙̰͎̪͐̍̏͛̿̒̈ͤͦ̑̌i̵̴̠͕̙̳͈̰̺̣̭̱͙̺̯͈̥̟̤̅̂̌ͣ̒͊ͥ̏̔̿̊ͦͤ̄̃̐͐͊ͅs̢̧̩͕̟̰̩̦̪͙̖̝͆͒̓̆̊ͬ̎̅̓̓̈͌͂͐͒͋̄̋̊ ̶̡̛͓̱̬̱̘̰̫̬͉̠̼̱̬̰ͫ͗ͣͧ̀̀bͥ̈́͌̇̎ͧ̒ͩ͛̋̓̈́̿͗̅҉̧̹̬̫̮̬͍̞̫̖̹̣̣̘̪̣̙͕̰͢ͅr̛̼͓͔̘̻̜͖̪̬͇̻̭͔̞̍͗ͤ̍́͒̉̀̚͠ͅẻ̵̮̦͚̝͉̻̮ͪͨ̓͑͑̇̈́̋ͥͪ͑̅́͒̍ͪ̇́̀͟͠a̛͔̯͔̙̻̳̾̾̄̄͛̍͑͆̂͛̇ͬ͊ͯ͗͂̒̍͘͘͟ͅd̡̲̟̯̤̖͉͚̝͇̹͚̗̓̑̈̊͛̊̌ͮ̅́͟͡?̨̨̍̆ͮ̒̓̔̓̋̔ͮ͋͊̋̽̾̿҉̶̡̗̗̼̮̮̼.̡͚̯̞̪̂ͫͯͥ̿ͮ͟.̋̿ͣ̆̿͒ͮ̆̾̑̽͆̍̒ͩ̾̚҉̢̡̼͔̻͚̼̝͉̝͙̲̠̩̘̳̕͜.̃ͭ̐ͦͥ̽͊ͣ̇̎̋ͣͫ̈͊̔͏̹̣̥̼̥̟͚͚͕̲̼͇͡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ4cT_lzfHA
god damn this guy is so loving handicapped and has no idea what he's talking about and worse yet he tries to copy cpg grey

EDIT: I have Google Translation talent ;3
Original text:

"I am Russian . You are a brave fellow . Lyudmila is a lovey piece of ass ."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm still me, You are a brave man. Ludmila.."



why cant i afford food
Who needs food when we have endless supply of vodka

Who needs food when we have endless supply of vodka
why can't I afford vodka