Author Topic: Randomtroll39 needs help  (Read 1299 times)

person in distress:  "guys I need help"
almost everyone in BLF:  "jack off" or "stick it in her pooper" or "forget her" or "forget your sibling"

this is almost like The South - Internet V3: The Back down.

it's usually never as serious as it's made out to be.

person in distress:  "guys I need help"
almost everyone in BLF:  "jack off" or "stick it in her pooper" or "forget her" or "forget your sibling"
this is almost like The South - Internet V3: The Back down.
>help
>blockland forums
>expecting serious answers

try incest. if that doesn't work, just try not to do anything to get in trouble

try incest. if that doesn't work, just try not to do anything to get in trouble

you're my loving brother

ive rid on an airplane by myself at your age its not all that bad

begin your genocide crusade

>help
>blockland forums
>expecting serious answers
Well I am also pointing out that whenever a family member is mentioned, everyone shouts "forget 'EM IN THEIR POOPER".  Seriously?  I am surprised almost everyone in this forum hasn't admitted to having their sister abort their child when the condom broke months ago.

Well I am also pointing out that whenever a family member is mentioned, everyone shouts "forget 'EM IN THEIR POOPER".  Seriously?  I am surprised almost everyone in this forum hasn't admitted to having their sister abort their child when the condom broke months ago.

uhhhhh yeah haha........

uhhhhh yeah haha........

for once I am glad I am still a virgin

I didn't expect a lot of serious answers but okay here's an update or something like that, a captains log.

Day 1
Nothing happened, only thing was that the bus took 3 hours because it didn't know where the hotel was and the driver never understood English.

Day 2
My dad throws me in the pool and when I try climb out he pushes me up the ladders and I cut my shin, I went to the room with my stepmother (I'll get into that later) to get a plaster even thought it didn't hurt as much but when I'm up I see my sister go into the other room and she's crying because of my dad (don't know what happened) and after I get my plaster on rambles to me & my sister (shouting by the way) about how my sister is getting sent home and how she shouldn't stay on her phone, in the room or even wearing loving jeans ( day 3 he starts wearing them) then he just starts insulting her saying she's a ho for staying at her friends house (the friends are girls) and then me & my sister just stay in the room for the rest of the day til we go to bed then my dad wakes us up to give us pizza as some kind of apology (also I'm on my phone so I'm adding this here, on day 2 was when I made this topic and my mum was trying to get a flight home) but we still don't like him (unless he is drunk because he is actually nice)

Day 3

My dad wakes me up and because it's early I decide to go back to sleep then he wakes both of us up to go on his rambling about how you shouldn't stay asleep all day blah blah "I payed x amount for this you should enjoy it or not go" blah. Anyway I take a shower (shower head wouldn't work and there was no bath plug so I had to use the bath tap as a shower head) and then my dad comes in and shouts at me & my sister til the point where I was crying (I get scared by loud noises and my dad so both mixed together will make me stuff bricks) and he was trying to say me crying was my sisters fault (WTF) and to cheer me up he took me for something to eat. Fast forward we find an arcade (all of us are here btw) and I'm on my last euro and I spend it on this ball cup game (can't remember name) and my dad puts his arms blocking the entire screen and points to the end cup and says "I think it's that one" then he says "go with what you think it is" so I do and I lose and I call him a knob for doing it then he shouts at me about how my mums side of the family is a bunch of lazy jackasses and whatnot (my mum had a brain haemorrhage and now she can't walk or balance properly and gets money from the council) til we end up at this bar (my stepmother went to the hotel because he was drunk and tired) and then my dad got drunk and we had fun playing pool

Anyway turns out next flight to Scotland is in 2 weeks so I need to wait til Tuesday to go home
Help me get through this blogland forums


call the loving cops if your dad is so abusive.
Well he would probably be in jail if he lost the divorce thing in court.
I think it's the alcohol, if he drinks some he gets pissed and if he drinks a lot he is good.
I just want to make it through the week, I won't make contact with him til November or December so I have a good few months break.  And he also only does it on holiday so next year I'm not going so this won't happen again

Well he would probably be in jail if he lost the divorce thing in court.
I think it's the alcohol, if he drinks some he gets pissed and if he drinks a lot he is good.
I just want to make it through the week, I won't make contact with him til November or December so I have a good few months break.  And he also only does it on holiday so next year I'm not going so this won't happen again
And that's a bad thing?  If he's so abusive then I don't think he deserves the title of "father"

Call the cops anyway.  Find a way to defend yourself and make an escape plan/route.

And that's a bad thing
Call the cops anyway.  Find a way to defend yourself and make an escape plan/route.
That sounds stupid
The only "escape route" because he usually shouts at us from the doorway is by jumping off the balcony and I'm not doing that.
Also I'm not really able to call the police right now, if I do it would be Spanish police. And if I do it in Scotland it would be no use because he lives in a different city (currently) and all that would happen would be that I'm not able to see him again even though I already don't see him often (about once every season)
And I don't want to call the police anyway because he's my dad in the end.