Seems like I've forgotten about this thread, may as well update it.
Tell the principal about how the bully tried to stab you
The next school day, you explain to the principal that the bully tried to stab you. The principal says everything is already taken care of, and that your self-defense act would not be punished.
have a quick wank, then stab the principal
You wank a little, then you lunge forward at the principal to stab him. Right before you stab him, security guards pin you down, take your knife, and get you expelled.
GAME OVERProtip: Try not to stab staff.Reloading the last save file (after you explain the stabbing incident to the principal) takes a while, expect an update soon.
Inventory:Wallet
$100 (in wallet)
Lunch Card (in wallet)
Agenda
Cough Drops
Condoms
Pocket Knife (Clean)
CONFISCATED BY SECURITY GUARDSFriends:John Dean