ACADEMIC [Day 7 Survived, OP finally updates thread]

[Zoltan]

jump in the air, do a 360, and throw the knife into the bullies forehead, instantly killing him

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Queeba]

slap him and run away with agenda as cover

fake your death

You slap him, and try to run away with the agenda as cover. You also attempt to fake your death by collapsing on the ground while running. Some kids run away, and the bully shoots at you. One bullet strikes your leg, and then you feel one last bullet go right through your skull right before you go unconscious, despite your efforts to defend it with the agenda.
GAME OVER - YOU ARE DEAD
Protip: Maybe you should have just kept running.
Reverting to last save file...

Call John Dean for help, dive for cover

Unfortunately, you don't have a phone. You can probably go to Worst Buy and buy one with your money after school.

jump in the air, do a 360, and throw the knife into the bullies forehead, instantly killing him

You jump in the air and throw the knife into the bully's forehead, which slices right through his skull. You manage to quickly get away before the security guards come, and you manage to get back to doing your classes. The school day somehow ends without any other issues.
Day 5 Survived (Game Overs on this day: 1)
You are now at your house. Do you want to go to Worst Buy and get a crappy phone, or do something else?
Inventory:
Wallet
$100 (in wallet)
Lunch Card (in wallet)
Agenda
Cough Drops
Condoms
Pocket Knife (Dirty with blood)
Friends:
John Dean

[tber123]

Go to Worst Buy after cleaning your bloody knife

[Mr Queeba]

Go to Worst Buy after cleaning your bloody knife

After cleaning your pocket knife, you head to Worst Buy and look at the phones. You can afford these phones:
genericPhone 100 - Weak signal - 1 call/day, no texting or data - $5
Afterburner 2 - OK signal - 3 calls/day - 10 texts/day - 128MB data - $15
Ripper 3120C - Decent signal - 7 calls/day - Unlimited texting - 512MB data - $30
Cydroid - Good signal - Unlimited calls and texts - 1GB data - $50
Motor Z - Excellent signal - Unlimited calls and texts - 2GB data - $100
Remember: You may want to save some money. Which phone? You currently have $100.
Inventory:
Wallet
$100 (in wallet)
Lunch Card (in wallet)
Agenda
Cough Drops
Condoms
Pocket Knife (Clean)
Friends:
John Dean

[tber123]

Ripper

[Space1255]

Cydroid

[Snaked_Snake]

Cydroid

[Refticus]

genericphone100

then rip off your richard and force feed it to that girl you saw on the bus
if you don't do this then i'll kill my hostages

[Duck Quackington]

Buy the Ripper 3120C. And then try to make a friend WITH a phone.

[NotBomberguy]

holy bumps

[Duck Quackington]

Has this thread died or something

[Lelman!]

cydriod

[Mr Queeba]

Alright, time for a huge update.
You decide on purchasing the Cydroid. Congratulations, you now have a decent phone. Just hope that nobody steals it in school, though.
Day 6
The day seems to go by as normal. However, during a classroom period at the end of the day, the intercom comes on.
ATTENTION: A bomb threat has been made against the school. All people inside the building are to evacuate immediately.
You then immediately pack up and run outside, but someone grabs you from behind before you leave.
"So, you seem pretty tough. Want to help me and a couple of other kids plant a bomb here?" a kid asks you. He appears to be in a disguise.
What do you do?
Inventory:
Wallet
$50 (in wallet)
Lunch Card (in wallet)
Agenda
Cough Drops
Condoms
Pocket Knife (Clean)
Cydroid
Friends:
John Dean

[gebenuwell]

say "sure just let me get my stuff" and go to the princeypal

[tber123]

holy crap its alive

say "sure just let me get my stuff" and go to the princeypal