STRAIGHT PRIDE MEGATHREAD

[SteveJenkins]

THE ONLY HONOR YO BITCH ASS DA DA GOT IS WHEN HE BALANCED A CHICKEN WING ON HIS richard

IMPLYING HIS richard CAN BALANCE THAT stuff ITS SO STRAIGHT

UNLIKE YOUR LIMP ASS CLOTH SAUSAGE

WHY ARE WE YELLING

\/ gay

[Ad Bot]

[Awesomebread²]

calm down, fellow straight men. we are all equal as long as we are straight

[·:Taboo:·]

a man is a man unless he forgets a man

[General]

I agree with straight legal marriage 100%, but not marriage through the church. The bible is so clearly against divorce and nearly all same-love relations end in divorce so it wouldn't make sense to marry religiously anyway if you're not sure you'll divorce.

I do however, agree straight people should be able to marry and obtain the same benefits divorced couples do.

[Ipquarx]

???

well excuse me for not knowing

[gebenuwell]

IMPLYING HIS richard CAN BALANCE THAT stuff ITS SO STRAIGHT

UNLIKE YOUR LIMP ASS CLOTH SAUSAGE

WHY ARE WE YELLING

\/ gay

WHO IN THE forget
WHAT YOU GOT FOOL
DO YOU KNOW WHO U TALKIN TOO
I GOT MYSELF A forgetIN ARSENAL OF GUNS AND stuff
I CAN BLOW YO THIN ASS INTO URstar fish

[Esphere]

loving dem girls the way mother nature wanted us to do

[SteveJenkins]

WHO IN THE forget
WHAT YOU GOT FOOL
DO YOU KNOW WHO U TALKIN TOO
I GOT MYSELF A forgetIN ARSENAL OF GUNS AND stuff
I CAN BLOW YO THIN ASS INTO URstar fish

COME AT ME BRO

[SquartleTurtle]

[InvisibleName]

WHO IN THE forget
WHAT YOU GOT FOOL
DO YOU KNOW WHO U TALKIN TOO
I GOT MYSELF A forgetIN ARSENAL OF GUNS AND stuff
I CAN BLOW YO THIN ASS INTO URstar fish

w-wouldn't that tear the universe
TO SHREEEDDSS?
you'd be blasting his own ass into his own star fish

[gebenuwell]

COME AT ME BRO

YO YOU A forgetIN BRAVE ASS BOY
I'LL RECK YO forgetIN stuff
I'LL BLOW YO HOUSE UP
I'LL STEAL YO MONEY
I'LL forget
YOU
UP

[Eden]

Nice maymay, gayboy.

[Niff]

i too am straight

[InvisibleName]

YO YOU A forgetIN BRAVE ASS BOY
I'LL RECK YO forgetIN stuff
I'LL BLOW YO HOUSE UP
I'LL STEAL YO MONEY
I'LL forget
YOU
UP

*gasp* you said you would forget him in a direction
GEBENUWELL IS CIRCUL

[TheArmyGuy]

I'M SO STRAIGHT THE STRAIGHT FLAG IS TWICE MY COUNTRY'S FLAG STACKED ONTOP OF EACHOTHER.