The Adventures of BONK BOY!

[lord techno]

DATE: Something/Something/Something





???: Ugh...When are they going to get here?





Agent Soldier: You have the Box?

Informant: Yes, right here.



???: Now's your chance! Go!



???: Pardon Me!



Informant: What?





Informant: AAAAAHH!!





???: Sweet!

???: Let us move!





You watch as the two henchmen leave in their truck

You are Bonk Boy! The Fastest Thing Alive! The ultimate superhero!

In this adventure, you have total freedom, you are an independant superhero, so nobody can tell you what to do, but beware, your choices affect the world around you, and you CAN die. What do you do right now?

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Run down the side of a building and kick the van into another building with superspeed

[ichiioma]

Run down the side of a building and kick the van into another building with superspeed

While playing this on your phone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqGx5YCI-3U

[Refticus]

eat your hat

[Plexmark]

run at them until you are close enough to grab them, then grab them and run in a circle so fast they start barfing and don't stop running until they have barfed out everything in their body.

[lord techno]

eat your hat

You: Yum!

Run down the side of a building and kick the van into another building with superspeed

Move Bitch! Get out the way! get out the way bitch get out the way!



Due to a small problem involving a liquid tiberium bomb, this map became overrun in the green stuff, so i had to change maps, and skip some storyline.











???: I don't know how we survived that, but lets hide this box!

30 Minutes Later





You spot the remains of their vehicle, what do you do?

[gebenuwell]

crawl into the tire and roll yourself around looking for those nerds who ran away

[Blocky943]

chase the nerds

[Refticus]

crawl into the tire and roll yourself around looking for those nerds who ran away

while yelling "rollin rollin rollin"

[lord techno]

For some reason, the tire became a melon, just the average tuesday huh?











The door appears to be locked, you can hear them talking inside. What do you do?

[The GI of MA]

jack off

[Blocky943]

get in through the pipe

[CRITAWAKETS]

Try to make sure they are not the Brotherhood of NOD who exploded your face and the city with a tiberium bomb.

That is,try to find out what tiberian era are you in? If its the second we could get mammoth mk.II walkers! (Note:Liquid Tiberium Bombs did not exist until the World Altering Missile built in 2030 or rather,the second tiberian war.)

[gebenuwell]

knock on the door very loudly

[tber123]

Holy stuff its animated

get in through the pipe