"Today..."
"I'm going to tell you the story of 'Star Spirits and Good Wishes."
"Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds, it's been said that there's a haven where Stars live."
(It looks like this:)
"dude wtf stop interrupting my forgetin story starfish"
ok fine
"In the sanctuary of Star Haven there rests a fabled treasure called the Star Rod, which has the power to grant all wishes."
that's op as forget. can't bowser, just, like, wish mario dea-
"stop it we haven't gotten to that yet!"
:(
"Using this wondrous Star Rod, the seven revered Star Spirits watched over our peaceful world carefully... very carefully."
ps the star rod looks like this:
"And then, WAIT WHAT THE stuff"
"KAMEK GET THE forget OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY STORY. WHO PUT YOU THERE."
woah man this is getting really meta-
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE forget UP."
Bowser: "Gwa ha ha ha! So I can, at long last, beat, my archenemy, Mario, I'll take this Star Rod!"
uh. that's like. kind of a waste. like, you can do anything, and all you do is want to beat mario?
"Video game logic, man. Go with it."
Bowser: "Do it, Kammy Koopa!"
heh.
alright, i'm just going to cut to the chase.
"There's a script, though! Like, right now, Bowser breathes fire on stuff and takes the Star Rod, and I'm supposed to be all like 'No! You musn't do that!!'"
yeah but who cares. bowser takes the Star Rod-
Bowser: "Yeah! Now let's try using it!"
- he then turns all the Star Spirits into cards -
"
To Bowser: You're changing the story!!"
Bowser: "Bwah hah hah! We did it! Piece o' cake!! Gwa ha ha!"
actually, now that you point that out, that was too easy. you're telling me that this magical god wand isn't protected at
all, and someone can just swoop in and grab it? come on.
"Look, he's breaking
my story. I can't explain it!"
"Now Star Kids may rise to the heavens to grant people wishes... but those wishes will not come true."
hey this plot is awful familiar
"SSSH! Whatever can they do...?"
hey look the paper mario title showed up I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO HELP HUUHHHHHH
"i hate you"
not my fault you're a stuffty storyteller.
pick a file, dumbass. this isn't hard.
