how long is your pecker? inb4 bird

[*FacePalm*]

the first page is literally all lies

all pages are lies

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[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

for real though its p easy to tell when your lying when your profile age is 14 and you say you got 7 inches
sorry kid but i dont think its true

[ThatDarkNinja778]

the first page is literally all lies

they didn't even list the actual measurement, just numbers. for all we know they could be talking about centimeters, which probably more true for them anyway than inches lol.

[Kochieboy]

all pages are lies

I had a reasonable number ·^·

[BubbaGum]

@ everyone in this thread

[Jaxx]

six on tuesdays, five the rest of the week

[e-maxx]

for real though its p easy to tell when your lying when your profile age is 14 and you say you got 7 inches
sorry kid but i dont think its true

2 b fair my richard did grow all at once
so like it was 6 inches when i was like 14

[Dionysusan]

the first page is literally all lies

no im for real, im just a pencilrichard cause i lack a lot of girth

[·:Taboo:·]

>being so lacking in confidence that you have to accuse literally everyone of lying

[Nonnel]

I'm fine with having 6, it's just very very unlikely that 5 or so 7 people, all of the first people to post, are very above average

[·:Taboo:·]

i seriously don't think that five inches is average, i'm staring at a ruler and that just looks pathetic

[Nickpb 2.0]

I'm sure as a teacher you have tons of extra rulers :D

[HellHound]

i seriously don't think that five inches is average, i'm staring at a ruler and that just looks pathetic

Maybe your ruler is defective? Cuz 5.5 is actually the top of the bell curve for "average".

[Kochieboy]

I'm fine with having 6, it's just very very unlikely that 5 or so 7 people, all of the first people to post, are very above average

Same, I'm okay with not splitting my girlfriend in half, m'kay.

[Moriarty]

I'm sure as a teacher you have tons of extra rulers :D

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