how long is your pecker? inb4 bird

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

so many noodles in here. i don't want a noodle in me, i want something thick a f

DODGING THE QUESTION

[Ad Bot]

[Daswiruch]

i don't want a noodle in me, i want something thick a f

will this suffice, m'lady?

[TheABELBOTO]

so many noodles in here. i don't want a noodle in me, i want something thick a f

sorry we fleshies don't have industrial sized hoses for genitals

[carolcat]

DODGING THE QUESTION

im a gril u uneducated fuk

will this suffice, m'lady?

yes ty

sorry we fleshies don't have industrial sized hoses for genitals

it is merely a fault of the human race and yet another reason why robots are superior to humans. don't feel too bad m8

[SteveJenkins]

birb

[Biohazard]

im a gril u uneducated fuk
yes ty
it is merely a fault of the human race and yet another reason why robots are superior to humans. don't feel too bad m8

machines cant love

[SimpleFish]

I'm a super cool high school football player, I get all the ladies and my pecker is the size of 9 crocodiles.

[·:Taboo:·]

no clue, customer reviews suggest "impressive"

[mod-man]

long enough

[Doughboy]

7 metres

[tnatsissA]

Jesus how do most of you have 7'' long richards. Are you assuming rather then measuring or are you using the ruler wrong?
The actual average snake size is around 5''.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/study-reveals-average-snake-size-for-men-1.2976372

[Citrus]

Mine's juuuust right. (I'll say 6-6.5 to be safe, honestly I've never checked.)
Lets me sweep my keys out from under the refrigerator if I need to

[Rally]

too long a snake will hit the cervix which is uncomfortable at best and excrutiatingly painful at worst. so havin a 7.5 inch snake is not only uncommon, but generally unwanted unless you're gay.

If you can't forget your girl without impaling her, you probably shouldn't be on top anyway lmao.

[blockguy™]

5.5 inch

[Steve5451²]

At this rate everyone would think I'm just exaggerating so I won't even bother.