Author Topic: how long is your pecker? inb4 bird  (Read 23251 times)

lmao I highly doubt you guys all have 7s
((Fun fact: 7s are actually quite painful and not fun))

this is comin from a sev with lots of snake experience

common snakees around the world are roughly 5.5 inches, depending on where you are in the world, that average will be higher or lower by a few inches, with the biggest average i think being 6 inches somewhere in europe??? (uncited, im going off of memory and experiences). snake length is less important however, girth (the width of the snake) is more important. a good balance between the two is what most girls want. too long a snake will hit the cervix which is uncomfortable at best and excrutiatingly painful at worst. so havin a 7.5 inch snake is not only uncommon, but generally unwanted unless you're gay. homoloveuals would prefer longer snakees, whereas women would prefer thicker snakees

to measure your snake the right way, start from the base of it up to the tip, this is the length, (again average is roughly 5.5) and then put it around the thickest part of the shaft to get the circumfrence (i think average as also 5 inches?).

the best snakees are generally considered around 6.5 inches long, 5 inch circumfrence, and with the slightest curve upwards (very very slight). this is the best snake for girls to enjoy

i dont know what guys enjoy because obvious reasons

goodluck finding a girlfriend with your painful snake guys, no one is going to want to bang you because its going to hurt unless your careful (which with all your inexperience, would probably mean youre not careful)
toodle loo

EDIT:
The base by the way is the underside, not the top. the top has a pad of skin/fat tha most people have that can get squished when thrusting, so it doesnt do much
« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 03:47:06 AM by Lady_Sevacre »

lmao I highly doubt you guys all have 7s
((Fun fact: 7s are actually quite painful and not fun))
I can confirm this
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lmao I highly doubt you guys all have 7s
((Fun fact: 7s are actually quite painful and not fun))

7 to 8 is still in the acceptable range but like above 8 is not going to work that is too big

a good balance between the two is what most girls want. too long a snake will hit the cervix which is uncomfortable at best and excruciatingly painful at worst. so having a 7.5 inch snake is not only uncommon, but generally unwanted [...] the base of it up to the tip, this is the length, (again average is roughly 5.5) and then put it around the thickest part of the shaft to get the circumfrence (i think average as also 5 inches?).

the best snakees are generally considered around 6.5 inches long, 5 inch circumfrence, and with the slightest curve upwards (very very slight). this is the best snake for girls to enjoy

^^^^



My first richard is 6 inches but my secondary snake 5.5

My richard has a flamethrower as an underbarrel attachment, and my secondary is silenced. What about you guys?
Edit: also thinking of getting some camo, any suggestions?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 04:12:02 AM by Legoboss »

Big and loud all the way

I pack 6~ inches but when flaccid it looks way smaller lol

I must be a freak of nature since mine is 17
Do you have to roll it up or something

Do you have to roll it up or something
slip it down the pant leg and hope nobody asks why your carrying a hotdog in your shorts

my big white rooster is bigger than all of yours anyways

http://i.imgur.com/pKseYoB.jpg

slip it down the pant leg and hope nobody asks why your carrying a hotdog in your shorts
Or hope they do ask ;)

hey man when you got 17 inches you are no longer obligated to give a forget. its the law