Author Topic: Prison Break  (Read 7136 times)

You go to WP Town
Ending Achieved! : Speedy Escapade!

You go back to where you just made friends with big strong arms, you have all your stuff from before tho
what do

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt
Sniper
-

Use the magical sniper that got into your inventory to kill all the guards, but before that, tell all the prisoners to get their weapons ready, there's gonna be a riot.

You tell big strong arms to spread the word that a riot is coming
-6 hours later-
The riot begins
Your heat boosts to 100!
You : "Revolution!"
-The others pull out their weapons and start firing at the gaurds-
Officer Charles gets impounded with lead!
Unit 63 gets shot in the heart
Unit 3's head explodes!
Livset gets shot in the chest and heart!
Joey's neck gets shot 50 times! The head falls right off!
Bilibo Baggin's head explodes in the hail of bullets!
Unit 44 drops dead!

The National Gaurd and FBI gets called in!
A tank suddenly joins the fight!
Hyde, Tiny Arms, Biggi, and Joey get blown up!
Boss encounter! : M1 Abrams Tank!
Your team : Bibilins, Josh, MeeM, Kebab, Big Strong Arms, Trigger_Hurt, White, Stronk
Enemy team : Unit 75, Unit 1, Unit 89, Unit 104, Unit 3, Unit 55, Unit 12
Boss Health : 1500
Oh forget what now

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 100
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt
Sniper
-

Fire your Sniper into the tank's barrel and hope you don't miss. It should kill the tank's crew.

Smoke the blunt then 360 noscope the tank to do 1337+420 damage.

You smoke your blunt and 360 noscope the tank barrel
It hits the shell, the gunner shields most of the blast
Tank Gunner gets blown up!
-1757
The tank blows up in a spectacular flame!
The blast injures the surrounding
what now

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
Sniper
-

Tell the rioters to shoot the snipers

Do the above and run out whilst tossing off

also, if we make it out, go to Venturon.

Wait, shouldn't we have the second achievement?
« Last Edit: July 06, 2015, 01:35:52 PM by Snaked_Snake »

You tell your squad to flee, tear the door down, and shoot the snipers
You also bash the outer gate open
Your squad scatters to different citys, you go to venturon
Achievement Get! : Domination!
Ending Found! : Prison Takover, Domination

Time rewinds to before you told the others that a riot was soon
You are in the courtyard
Where to go now?

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
Sniper
-

jack off to attract the attention of a guard then mug said guard

Combine fists and stick to make long range punch.

damnit ref, what is with you and jacking off
You jack off to get a gaurds attention, you attempt to mug him and somehow manage to get away with it
You also combine the fists and stick to make Long Range Punch (Blunt)
This deals 22 - 57 damage
You also get more heat for mugging a gaurd in plain sight, damn snitches (the snitch was Bobby Barley)
what now?

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 30
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
Sniper
-

Get Big Strong Arms to beat up Bobby Barley secretly.

You tell big strong arms to beat up bobby barley, he accepts the request.
Big Strong Arms : "Hey bobby, wanna see a cool thing?"
Big Strong Arms leads him to a secluded place and BEATS THE LIVING forget OUT OF HIM
Bobby Barley is now unconscious
Also, Kebab runs up to you, punches you, and pickpockets you of your sniper (+5 Raige)
Beat the living crap out of him to get it back
what now

Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 5
Heat : 25
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt
-
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 02:29:43 PM by NotBomberguy »

Use the sniper to blast the lock off of the door of the armory.