Prison Break

[XR-7]

Remove kebab


Get sniper

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[NotBomberguy]

You become Serbia
You : "Remove Kebab"
You beat the living crap out of him
You regain sniper
You shoot the lock for the armory when nobodies looking
You grab more guns, discarding sniper (Wikipedia links to lesser known)
What now?
Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt
Sniper
6P62
S&W Model 19
Safir T-14
RPK
MG34
AA12
Pancor Jackhammer
T54 (Type 54)
(You need a contraband pouch, if you don't have one, your fukd)
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[Snaked_Snake]

Put a silencer on all your guns and kill all the guards.

[HellHound]

Have Big Strong Arms carry some stuff.

[Refticus]

using your newly built arm muscles from jacking off, punch the gate untill it breaks down and escape to venturion to persue your career in being a jacking off competitive champion

[NotBomberguy]

DAMNIT REF
You put a silencer on every gun
There Is nothing heavy?
You go to a catwalk and set up your 6P62
You fire, but your not strong enough to hold the gun, the recoil sends it flying backwards
It hits the wall with a loud clang
Gaurds run to the scene and start firing pellet guns
what now
(Nearby routes : Jump, vents, catwalk)
Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists (Long Range Punch)
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
6P62 (Silenced)
S&W Model 19 (Silenced)
Safir T-14 (Silenced)
RPK (Silenced)
MG34 (Silenced)
AA12 (Silenced)
Pancor Jackhammer (Silenced)
T54 (Type 54, silenced))
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[tber123]

Crawl through the vents

[Refticus]

become a worm and dig underground

[Snaked_Snake]

become a worm and dig underground

[cloncomando411]

Get all the guns and forget the guards up (one by one not a riot)

[NotBomberguy]

You go through the vents
You clench like forget to become a worm, something brown emerges from your ass
You already have every gun!
The gaurds camp every vent end, except for the roof
Either go to the roof, drop from the vent and die from a height, or cornershoot
Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists (Long Range Punch)
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
6P62 (Silenced)
S&W Model 19 (Silenced)
Safir T-14 (Silenced)
RPK (Silenced)
MG34 (Silenced)
AA12 (Silenced)
Pancor Jackhammer (Silenced)
T54 (Type 54, silenced))
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[tber123]

Go to the roof and use your silenced guns to kill guards

[Refticus]

wait hold on, where or how are we carrying these items
i don't think we have a backpack

[NotBomberguy]

You go to the roof and fall from one of the loose vents
Dead
Douchebag Dan's tips : "You will be seeing this a lot later on"
You cornershoot the gaurds to forget
also, science reft
What now?
Companions : Big Strong Arms
Fear : 0
Sanity : 100
Rage : 0
Heat : 0
Inventory
Fists (Long Range Punch)
Prisoner Uniform
Sturdy Stick
MLG Blunt (4 Uses left)
6P62 (Silenced)
S&W Model 19 (Silenced)
Safir T-14 (Silenced)
RPK (Silenced)
MG34 (Silenced)
AA12 (Silenced)
Pancor Jackhammer (Silenced)
T54 (Type 54, silenced))
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[Refticus]

realise you keep all items in your ass inventory
because all prisoners do that to smuggle ciggies