4th of July for me: alcohol, loud country music, bonfire, pyrotechnics, family, smoked meats, stay up until the next day. Except I cannot drink liquid fire without the police breaking my door down and I almost got a girl over buuut nope, can't do stuff other than joke and be great friends.
/discuss you wonderful patriots.
(Non-murican people not welcome... just kidding, spread the love.)
BASEBALL, APPLE PIE, WRESTLING....