This is some more drunken belligerence said and claimed by Bones4. Transcribed by Hellboy.
7/1/15
“I got a letter from the president saying if you drink enough then we’ll put you in jail.”
“Why do we always sleep in beds why can’t we sleep in grills or shoe boxes, REALLY big shoe boxes for REALLY big shoes? And If I had my own turtle shell that I was able to fit in, I’d get stuck in the middle of the road. And someone will have to turn me to the water.”
“You know how we plant seeds to grow trees? You think we plant an already grown tree, we’d grow a mega tree? You think if we planted like, a whole bunch of letters we can grow like a post office, start a post office farm. But then they’d have (Mumbling)… Mhm”
“If only I had a dog bowl and a set of fireworks I could be here all night.”
“I think, that no matter what type of stuff and stuff that we are do with that we should be choose and not, not be able to choose.”
“We could get a whole different kit, put up different marbles, one size for every rape and then we’d never have to anymore.”
“What if mosquitoes are people and people are Mosquitoes and people were made of cheese burgers. I could understand where their coming from. If I was flying around and starving and I saw giant cheese burger walking around I’d eat it.”
“God didn’t invent cheese burgers, Mormons went from door to door until it was made “And thoust thy said let God be burger and therefore thoust be Dye-lacious Chase Bugga with cheese.”
“If we drove cars the same way we sat on toilets, we would probably forget to flush. You ever driven a manual toilet you ever shat in a toilet with manual trans mission, you’d have to put in the clutch before you change poops and if you do.. (Mumbling) I made a big doot. It’s too late now the doot’s already there. It’s alive.”
“How many squirrels would it take to make a bear? It’s kind of like a school of fish but instead of charcoal they use McNuggets, depends on which restaurant.”
“Why are there always three of everything that’s gay?”
Why is everything gotta be trapped inside a loving bubble and when you get out its an ocean of friends with tear gas.”
“My head does 6 CDs per minute and you gotta keep up.”
“Bitch my richard works on a solid state, I could forget it twelve forgets per minute, it’s so hot in here I could steer a car into some traffic cause I want to loving kill myself cuz it’s so hot.”
“(Mumbling, singing, impossible to make out what it is)"
“You look like a (falls) that loving hurt! If there were every five thousand loving god damnits for what your face looks like, then forget you."
“(Constantly poking side of face)”
“There are actually three parrots for every not parrot. This includes Parrot, Parrots, The Parrot, and god loving Damnit.”
“You can reach us at 1-800-440-forget.”
“I wish there was a television show about people that took black not people (white people) and not black them very black yes. This show is Black Not.”
“What caliber is your poop? Lately I kind of poop shotgun.”
“(Mumbling sounds almost like ubba-gabba-flabby- un-spla-fey)”
“Your grandmother squirted, she hit the world armature record for most gross.”
“If there were one loving stuff for every god damnit then forget you.”
“Im going to rip your richard off, shove it up my ass until I don’t like it anymore and then I’m going to pull out even though you’re not supposed to pull out and put it in your mouth because you’re loving gay.”
“If I were in charge of T.V. I’d make a channel called the Muppet channel and make it nothing but Die Hard marathons and scat research.”
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