Author Topic: Post your best threats, BLF  (Read 1497 times)

I will bring you to my house, tie you to a chair, and then make you binge watch mlp
Im actually okay with that.
Wait, what the forget did I say?
KILL ME

here's one i heard
"I will plant my richard so far up your ass whoever can pull it out will be crowned King Arthur"

I will bring you to my house, tie you to a chair, and then make you binge watch mlp
that's just brutal

here's one i heard
"I will plant my richard so far up your ass whoever can pull it out will be crowned King Arthur"

that wasn't a threat by the kid but it sure was a threat to the girl

my dad is badspot and he will ban u

I will dress up as Cookie Monster and molest you.

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

I'm gonna give you a piece of pizza that is warm, but very hot at the tip alone, so that you won't feel it with your hands, but you'll still burn the roof of your mouth
then just eat it from the crust and hold it by it's middle

I will drama you for that

I'm going to run your richard through a paper shredder.

then just eat it from the crust and hold it by it's middle
you aren't gonna KNOW it's hot, doofus, that's the point
not until it's too late anyway

I'm gonna put bad stuff up about you on Life Invader!

you aren't gonna KNOW it's hot, doofus, that's the point
not until it's too late anyway
then what if someone eats their pizza like that?

(not saying it's practical but)


say that to my face not online i'll forget you up