Author Topic: Post your best threats, BLF  (Read 1503 times)

Read the title.

I will rip your jaw off and gut you with it if you don't shut the hell up.


I will stick my hand so far up your ass I will be able to control you like a puppet.

loving go away or I'll kill you you fassgolet

I will force-feed you your own teeth with a shot of lemon juice and a side of rusty nails.

i will hit you with a pillow if u dont shut up

I will rip you in half and naw on your corpse and leave your head to rot.

The edge is real.

I'm gonna give you a piece of pizza that is warm, but very hot at the tip alone, so that you won't feel it with your hands, but you'll still burn the roof of your mouth

I WILL PUT LEGOS IN YOUR SHOES.




i'll beat you like i beat my wife


I will bring you to my house, tie you to a chair, and then make you binge watch mlp