Author Topic: ask a mcdonalds employee anything (replies on page 5 and 6)  (Read 6515 times)

Please list all of the gross things you've seen.

is mayonnaise actually whale semen

Can I get a discount?

I know a huge bitch that works for McDonald's
My good buddy Sean does aswell

i think op is looking to lose his job.

I know a huge bitch that works for McDonald's
My good buddy Sean does aswell

is she actually huge

do they pay you in weed

What's the secret to the Krabby Patty forumula?

he's offline guys :(

do you know what "no onions" means

In OP's absence, I've worked at McDonald's for a year(unfortunately) and have seen some stuff.
how many mcnuggets have you stole
None. I know people who steal tons of nuggets, and know where the blindspots are.
How much chicken is in a mcdouble?
1 if you make it a McGangBang.
Is there a working first aid kit?
Lol no.
what's the inside scoop on what goes into the meat?
Employees don't get to know this, unless they work in the factory. Fresh off the grill there's a bunch of red stuff and it's really gummy and can fall apart easily. As it 'settles in' a bit it loses this quality. Or if you cook it a little too much. I'm guessing this is just the meat coming out rare, but it's way grosser in person.
How long, on average, would said "food" sit around until you sold it?
Between 11AM and 1PM, it's fine. After that, alway request fresh meat until 6. After 6, once again, request fresh meat. Or if you walk in and find it's busy, don't bother asking for it fresh, it's guaranteed to be fresh anyway.
where do you work
McDonald's.
i ordered a large iced coffee and the whole thing came out rock solid
i demand a refund
Not quite sure how that happened considering our ice coffee comes out of a metal container lined with a plastic bag, and out of a nozzle. I'm sorry, I guess?
what's the largest order you've served
Anything over $50 requires a manager to input their little number thing so you can continue ordering. 6 Happy Meals, 2 Big Mac Bundle Boxes, practically half the menu definitely went way over that for me.
how many pounds have you gained since starting to work there
5 pounds. I've since cut back and I'm back to 145, which is borderline underweight for my height.
Did the ammount of acne on your face increased ever since you started working there?
At first. Daily face washing, along with washing immediately after work helps.
do u put pink stuf in teh mcnugets?1!?!?!


Why are your burgers nearly 60% bread, There is more bread than meat or anything else
The buns are crazy cheap. A manager I'm close friends with told me each bun(top and bottom) is worth like 5 cents. So they probably just make the sandwich mostly bun for cost effectiveness. Our Sirlion burgers seem to actually be more meat than anything else, finally.
Please list all of the gross things you've seen.
The Grilled Chicken smells like mold if it sits in there too long. One of managers told me it was fine when I expressed my concern for it. Me and another manager threw it away anyway. It was a solid dark yellow, and not the appetizing yellow.
is mayonnaise actually whale semen
Yes
Can I get a discount?
If you order with me and I get gold card, yes.
What's the secret to the Krabby Patty forumula?
Plankton
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do you know what "no onions" means
Extra pickle
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You want 20 or 30 mcnuggets

how many fat customers do you see a day

Did you spit in my burger last night

Do you actually think of McDonalds as a favorable restaurant.
Because I don't