Author Topic: ask a walmart employee anything  (Read 4284 times)

i will answer questions now

Have you ever forgeted around on the intercom?
i have yet to even learn how to use the intercom because the phones are goofy as stuff.

where do you work
walmart

why are there only -1 registers open all the time?
because everyone works at mcdonalds nowadays. but seriously its because no one actually enjoys cashiering plus most managers throw employees in other sections of the store, like sporting goods, L&G, electronics, etc.

How are the working conditions?
They're decent dependent on which station you work, and where you work. where i work, it's  rural so theres not a rush going on all the time and when there is, they only last 15 minutes at most. most people in my town are also nice enough not to get pissy if you can't find something they want. my coworkers are nice but because its a small-town, gossip is a big thing and news gets around easy.

why doesn't walmart want to hire me
aren't you like 14 or something? you have to be 16 at least to get hired.

hope this isnt too much but...

do you sell merasmus minifigures?

wheres scout action figure?

wheres the toy isle?

can you help me get the cherry sicles?
we sell kids toys. the toy aisle is next to the bicycle aisle. the popsicles are in a big box on the main floor or in the freezer.

where's the condom isle
in ur mom next to all the lotions and shampoo.

op is offline and i am not a walmart employee so yeah.
y u do dis.

Why is it so complicated to try and get a interview at a Walmart?
walmart policy is strict and stupid as hell. they also do the traditional interview thing where they ask you "where do you think you will be in five years?" and my answer is always not working at walmart.

How does it feel knowing a computer can put every cashier out of a job in seconds?
loving great because i hate cashiering and rather be moving pallets of stuff out onto the floor or working electronics.


also self-checkouts work fine at my walmart, theres no issues. people are starting to bring cart-loads of groceries through them now rather than the actual cashier. we only have four self-checkouts and one person monitors them at all times. my only problem with them is when i go to buy something small like a gatorade bottle that they ask me if i want to bag my item.

loving lol
yeah that's the problem
??
you literally just scan something and put it in a bag
then press a button when you're done, and use the card scanner like normal

??
you literally just scan something and put it in a bag
then press a button when you're done, and use the card scanner like normal

>scan item
>place item in bagging spot
>"please place your item in the bagging area"
>wait for message to go away
>it doesn't
>pick up and drop item again
>get tired of bullstuff and grab attendant

I'm sure it isn't always like this but this happens all the time in my area

Is it too late?

That is my question

Why did you want to work at Walmart?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 03:57:02 PM by Quetzecoatl »

How does your store organize their stuff?

aren't you like 14 or something? you have to be 16 at least to get hired.
i'm 17

>scan item
>place item in bagging spot
>"please place your item in the bagging area"
>wait for message to go away
>it doesn't
>pick up and drop item again
>get tired of bullstuff and grab attendant

I'm sure it isn't always like this but this happens all the time in my area

Please swipe your card.
*swipe*
I'm sorry, transaction not completed. Please swipe again or ask for an attendant.
*swipe*
I'm sorry, transaction not completed. Please swipe again or ask for an attendant.
*swipe*
I'm sorry, transaction not completed. Please swipe again or ask for an attendant.
*swipe*
I'm sorry, transaction not completed. Please swipe again or ask for an attendant.

Where's that attendant?

How does your store organize their stuff?

that's the secret, it doesn't.



no guns allowed sir.

Why did you want to work at Walmart?

lost a bet and hate my life.

How does it feel knowing a computer can put every cashier out of a job in seconds?

it makes me feel powerful.

Is it too late?

That is my question

it was always too late.

i'm 17

i doubt it.

>scan item
>place item in bagging spot
>"please place your item in the bagging area"
>wait for message to go away
>it doesn't
>pick up and drop item again
>get tired of bullstuff and grab attendant

I'm sure it isn't always like this but this happens all the time in my area

pretty much sums it up i guess, wait this isn't a question.



no

self checkouts work fine for me

what if one day the self-checkout machines get tired of being cashiers just like humans

what if one day the self-checkout machines get tired of being cashiers just like humans
what if one day you stop being gay as forget

why do you sell guns.
its bad.

Cause guns are american

Cause guns are american
just like diabetes, fake tits and nascar
what if one day you stop being gay as forget
boom roasted