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Breaking news! Russians have sent a nuclear weapon at America, and it's detonation will happen in 60 SECONDS. You have that much time to get what you need to survive, hurry!
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Kids.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 01:16:37 AM by Seath45 »

The dufflebag and ~50 pre-cooked meals outside in my deep freezer
60 seconds aint much

nothing cause russia cant do stuff to our beautiful country

nothing cause russia cant do stuff to our beautiful country
Well really I'm setting this in the cold war. Seems fair right?

what if i'm the one bombing america?

drop the laptop with researchhub open and run outside butt naked then embrace my naked death

what if they don't live in America

what if i'm the one bombing america?
Wait wat.

NINJA
what if they don't live in America
Then the scenario still applies for them because why the forget not.

americas anti-air nukes explode russias nerf missiles america wins forget yeah freedom beer for everyone

Everyone will probably be running in a panic and I wouldn't feel much high-spirited about surviving, so I'd just spent my last minute on Earth snogging my crush :)

so i legitimately did this and i got

1. grab my phone
2. grab a pocket knife
3. grab my backpack
4. fill backpack with water bottles and canned soup (will break open and eat cold with knife)


Grope all my school crushes
Find an underground base.


I was going to say I'd be married with no kids, but then I realized that there's no way my girlfriend would survive.