My friend thinks YouTube is a virus

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

tell him to get bonzi buddy

Say it's an antivirus antimalware program

[Ad Bot]

[TreeAtmos-2:55]

Say it's an antivirus antimalware program

and tell him it will make his computer faster

[Ipquarx]

I knew a guy who thought Skype was a virus.

There's long been speculation that there's spyware on it. Nobody's actually checked, though, so there's no proof.

[blockman01]

Let him download the malware, and then rub it in about it being a virus when his computer gets forgeted up.
(Its probably cruel but I really hate people who think the smallest things are viruses)

[Sheepocalypse]

He was trying to tell me that there are games on Steam that contain viruses. He thinks Dirty Bomb is too good to be true.

[Swampivorous]

He was trying to tell me that there are games on Steam that contain viruses. He thinks Dirty Bomb is too good to be true.

Disassociate with this starfish right now.

[gebenuwell]

if his "computer" can't run this game i have no hope for humanity

[Sheepocalypse]

if his "computer" can't run this game i have no hope for humanity

Honestly he'd think its a virus. Thing can get 15 FPS on Minecraft on all low settings.

[Tokthree]

Does this friend of yours identify as a 90 year-old grandmother or something?

[Sheepocalypse]

No, he's my age. He just plays Xbox and PS3 excessively and has little PC knowledge.

[CCCPancakes]

My friend insists that only two types of monitors exist. AMOLED and IPS. All monitors use IPS and never use AMOLED, meanwhile no IPS phones exist, as they are all AMOLED.

[blockman01]

Show him some games on your computer, and tell him they aren't viruses?

[Rockinboy2000]

knowing your friend is litteraly this thick skulled makes me cringe beyond belief

[Nilscripter]

Tell him to get navashield  

[Kochieboy]

People like this are the bane of my IT hobby. I swear every single time I encounter someone like this, I want to loving strangle them. I usually have to stop them before they say anything else and correct them with some factual evidence.