Attack the below user

[Obliviongate20]

i get inside through the hatch and go hogan on the crew

obama is going to force his care onto you

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

I give none back

Rocks rain down

[GMO Ferret]

Open umbrella

Below user gets their Blockland key revoked

[tber123]

Buy a new key, problem solved

User below gets brainwashed by an entire squad of Liberals doing guitar solos.

[GMO Ferret]

My brain was getting dirty anyways, tip them and walk back home

Speaking of it getting dirty, below user gets genitals surgically removed

[Lego lad]

I oversleep and miss the operation


Below user is trapped in tenshis basement

[TristanLuigi]

that's a bad thing? :^)

struck by lightning.
twice.

[Nasa12]

Turns out the lightning gave me special superpowers
The person below is getting slapped by a hand charged with electricity

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

The hand dies of too much electricity

You are trapped in a Steel Cage Chutes and Ladders match with JOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jshotgun]

but its a dream and i wake up
below user is eating cereal, when suddenly, the milk goes bad.

[Redconer]

Wash it down the sink, then get some bread

You have to pay the bills

[Unwritten Calender]

Below user is put into a world where magic is unusable and anywhere you go contains a different form of pain and agony. The user is unable to do a single thing except for feel pain, and a deity is guiding them into the different areas of pain.

[Jshotgun]

jack off
below user is being bombarded by 9 year old faze clan members with razer krakens

[Maxxi]

steal the razer krakens and sell them and punch the children
below has a prolapsed star fish to the point where you cant push it back in

[blockman01]

I go to the hospital.

The below user is locked in a bathroom with an overflowing toilet of stuff, the bathrooms locks and door is reinforced with steel.