Attack the below user

[tber123]

Strangle the furry to death.

The below user is attacked by a mugger who tries to jam a knife into the side of their throat.

[Ad Bot]

[McZealot]

little does he know my neck is made of STEEL

the below user is walking to the bank when suddenly the universe ceases to exist

[blockman01]

I-



.......

[Maxxi]

The below will be gassed horribly and slowly with mustard gas.

[Sheepocalypse]

I am not a furry therefore I am immune


Below will face The Hulk's rooster

[Sp00n.exe]

I save myself by summoning Hulk HoganBROTHERRRRRR

The below user will be shipped to Russia

[Redconer]

Try to be Russian

The world is plagued by blue shoes

[Nilscripter]

♫ I see some blue shoes and I want them painted black ♫


shows up.

[Jshotgun]

rape the rapist
below user is having a lovely evening, when suddenly their richard falls off and ceases to exist.

[Biostorm]

i'm a woman now

Below person is in the way of a child running with scissors.

[blockman01]

Throw an exercise ball at the child.

The below user is about to hand their wallet to Gabe newell.

[ichiioma]

The wallet is empty. Magic!

The below user is stuck in a titanium cage.

[NML Cygni]

little did you know i have a key

user below has no snake or vagina

[Lego lad]

how would you know B)

below user is below me because they are the below user

[CRITAWAKETS]

... Okay.

I expose the next user to tiberium.