Best mosquito murdering method?

[-Setro-]

just release him and put on deet or something

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[carolcat]

or spray deet into the jar and watch it go nuts

[Duck Quackington]

Let him go, let him be free...IN THE OCEAN.

[Katadeus]

Take apart your blu-ray disc player, then set up the laser within to be activatable and aimable by computer input. Set up an external light fence, which detects objects passing through. Program the apparatus to detect female mosquitoes by means of the frequency of their wingbeats as they pass through the light fence. After this, perform a secondary check to determine whether other objects or creatures in the area could interfere. If no possible interference is detected, the laser may be focused upon the mosquito. First, its wings will shrivel. Next, they will cease their movement, all at once or gradually. Then, the mosquito will fall to the ground, immobilized permanently or dead.

[Col. Derontchi]

At BSA Camp, my friend and I constantly innovate new ways to murder daddy long legs. Last year we brought a lamp and a fan. We deep fried some on the lamp by pushing it's face into the bulb. We also puréed one by putting in the fan on full blast. We have many other methods as well.

[startacker]

Acquire Liquid Nitrogen, you know what to do.

[Col. Derontchi]

Buy some of that uranium for $50 off of Amazon

[Space1255]

or spray deet into the jar and watch it go nuts

[Alyx Vance]

Put a tiny bit of gasoline in the jar, let it sit, drop a match
Whoosh

[blockman01]

or spray deet into the jar and watch it go nuts

I still like the wasp idea, or just put abunch of ants in it, the mosquito will get torn apart.
Limb from limb.

[Afraidanna]

So the mosquito starved to death. Im going to catch some more tonight and record them dying. Post some more killing/torture methods I can record on here.

[Space1255]

Have them step on LEGOs.

[Col. Derontchi]

So the mosquito starved to death. Im going to catch some more tonight and record them dying. Post some more killing/torture methods I can record on here.

Breed them and create your own army.

[SBG]

I always do toilet terror; put the jar in the water, open the lid, then push em up to the top of the water so you can see it squriming; keep on watching the squirms and whenever you want you can flush.

nvm it's dead 

[Ipquarx]

Take apart your blu-ray disc player, then set up the laser within to be activatable and aimable by computer input. Set up an external light fence, which detects objects passing through. Program the apparatus to detect female mosquitoes by means of the frequency of their wingbeats as they pass through the light fence. After this, perform a secondary check to determine whether other objects or creatures in the area could interfere. If no possible interference is detected, the laser may be focused upon the mosquito. First, its wings will shrivel. Next, they will cease their movement, all at once or gradually. Then, the mosquito will fall to the ground, immobilized permanently or dead.

Dude, this is an awesome plan but you didnt come up with it