Author Topic: Discuss handicapped/autistic/dumb things you did Irl  (Read 1793 times)

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Threw a broken printer out of my second story window because I was too lazy to carry it.
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Jacked off in my room and mom walks in

simulated recoil shooting a .22lr because i was used to doing it with toy guns

I caused the downfall of the roman empire once

slit my hand with a razor blade because my friend said it hurts when he did it and I didn't believe him

Nothing as dumb as these things what the forget

Nothing as dumb as these things what the forget
are you sure you didn't cause the downfall of the roman empire at some point

I registered on this forum /s

are you sure you didn't cause the downfall of the roman empire at some point
I caused the dissolution of the soviet union once but that was on purpose

I pissed in a plant pot because I was too lazy to go downstairs to the bathroom.


Throwing rocks at a guy's garage door. He came out and banged on my front door and told my mom.

Watching my brother wrap my cat in bed sheets and throw him off the top of our bunk bed.

Watching my brother and friends dangle my rabbit by its hind legs off the bunk bed. He died the next day.

Rolling my cat down the stairs.

Pushing the rod that we used to keep the back door closed down the stairs. It impaled the drywall at the bottom.

Trying to feed plastic play food to my dog.

Jumping around in the bathtub. I slipped and smashed my face into the side of the tub and got a black eye.

All of these events are a minimum of 5 years old.


once in 2013 i asked a girl out
i cringe just thinking about it

slathered myself in peanut butter on camera