I haven't lost a staring contest in like forever
Have not cut my hair for about a year or so
Three years ahead in math from what I should be, two years ahead in most everything else
I beat cave story, best ending
I got a life
Spent more than a month's worth of hours on Dota 2, mastered the hardest class ever (Meepo) with a 90% win ratio (That's insane btw)
Did not die in the first half of my life in Tracy
Haven't caught autism from the BL forums for a full year
Have not said any profanity in reality on purpose ever
I'm in the Guinness book of world records for something I'd rather not say