Author Topic: Pastrey Crust is going to Miami  (Read 5621 times)


i've jaywalked in front and next to cops.

Never been warned or arrested.

jaywalking is one of those "for your own good" kind of laws. not only is it annoying and inconvenient to clean your corpse off the road, but it's pretty expensive. just cross the roads at crosswalks, it's not hard.

With the streets thing, I was reffering to jaywalking.
And yes, everything must be exagerated because if not, where's the fun of it? :cookieMonster:
I jaywalk all the time. I'm still fine.

just cross the roads at crosswalks, it's not hard.
It is. You have no idea.

It is. You have no idea.
It's hard to walk down a crosswalk?

Man you shouldn't be going outside then, or using electronics, or doing anything if walking down a painted line is hard.

He shouldn't come to the US period: bestiality is illegal here

He shouldn't come to the US period: bestiality is illegal here
He shouldn't breath, period.

It's illegal to do it in the US. I'm going alone and I have a clean record.

It's illegal to do it in the US. I'm going alone and I have a clean record.

Sending a message to the police department about you is really easy.

They can't do anythin to me without evidence of the act nor can they get me for something done in another country where it is legal to commit such act.

They can't do anythin to me without evidence of the act nor can they get me for something done in another country where it is legal to commit such act.

toppest kek.

both thread close and reopen.



can we just get rid of florida like seriously