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[Maxwell.]

the worlds been nuked, the war on gays instantly won


but at what cost...

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

a new hero is born from the ashes...
hulkamania, brother...

[CRITAWAKETS]

*Conversation on walkie-talkie*

???:Dude,bikini bottom got annihilated!

???:Well that sucks.

???:Wa-Wa- Its still here! I see bikini bottom all good!

[auzman466]

Something appears on the horizon.

A lone ballpit sits in a convention hall with an asking price of $100 an hour.

There is also an auction going on. They're auctioning gay white men off as love slaves, stating that it's okay because they're white. The auction is being held because the group holding the convention need some more jew gold.

Gay furries are frolicking about the place. Take the time now to think... what would Krabs do?

[CRITAWAKETS]

???:Ready for action.

*Auction hall explodes in a ball of green gas.*

*1% of the people somehow get mutated.*

*Theres deadly crystals around the place.*

[auzman466]

???:Ready for action.

*Auction hall explodes in a ball of green gas.*

*1% of the people somehow get mutated.*

*Theres deadly crystals around the place.*

The small group of mutated people do not notice their affliction. Their gene pool is too muddy already.

Hulk Hogan has been blamed as the cause of the gas bomb.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Scientists so far found out that the mysterious crystals are tiberium.

All the blame is put on CRIT Labs Inc. They are the tiberium researchers.

Manager:This is only 25% of our fault! Somebody stole the bombs that were totally not meant for canada s'secret plan to take over the US!

[The Murderous Cop]

This is the best thread since the waiting room

[Smashed_Eggs]

This is the best thread since the waiting room

yes

[Tudoreleu]

the pacing's a bit incosistent though
waiting room was pure gold from start to finish. even during the national socialist raids.

[TristanLuigi]

the pacing's a bit incosistent though
waiting room was pure gold from start to finish. even during the national socialist raids.

it's a shame that every attempt to try that again failed

[Nonnel]

[mr krabs recieves a call on the phone, stating they want 10,000 krabby patties]

MR SQUAREPANTS, FRONT AND CENTER!!

[Tumbleweed]

who woke me up

[Nonnel]

[mr krabs couldn't believe his eardrums.]

Sleepin' on the job... that's despicable. Get back to work.. or you're fired!

[Tumbleweed]

"but squidward always sleeps!"