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SUDDENLY...



NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

The Spanish inquisition ARRESTS Squidward for high treason against the king!


Yes, but I expect that from him.

SUDDENLY...
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
The Spanish inquisition ARRESTS Squidward for high treason against the king!

SUDDENLY...



NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

The Spanish inquisition ARRESTS Squidward for high treason against the king!

you and what weapons

all of a sudden
you win an award



you and what weapons
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

SUDDENLY...



NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

The Spanish inquisition ARRESTS Squidward for high treason against the king!
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 11:51:00 AM by TristanLuigi »




Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn!



SUDDENLY...



Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew! Our chief weapon is surprise, blah, blah, blah, blah. You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 12:01:52 PM by TristanLuigi »

Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew! Our chief weapon is surprise, blah, blah, blah, blah. You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church.

I plead innocent

[Hulkamania bursts into the Krusty Crab, tearing his shirt straight off and atomic legdrops the spanish inquisition, one by one.]

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. BROTHEEEEEEER