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[Maxwell.]

John Cena gasps and stands up for the president of the united states

"I must save my waifu..."

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Yotsuba shoots John Cena in the face, killing him instantly.

[Maxwell.]

john cena turns the bullet into water and drop kick guitar picks yotsuba

[Decepticon]

IF THERE IS EVEN A SINGLE ATTEMPT AT A RESCUE, THIS INKLING WILL HAVE HER LAST BREATH

jihad john out

[Maxwell.]

John Cena sits, pondering about what he should do
he consults krabs and hulk hogan for advice

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

two hero armed with nothing more than an offroad and an automatic grenade launcher move to rescue some squid-kid (skid?)

[Decepticon]

YOU ARE MAKING GRAVE MISTAKE

LEAVE LAND NOW INFIDEL AND GIVE PATTY FORMULE

[Biohazard]

therapist takes the reins and helps cena through these hard times.

[Maxwell.]

alright CIA, here's your formula

now give us the squid back

[DrHitius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-zARKQkYYw&feature=youtu.be

[Decepticon]

we'll send it to jihad paul to overlook it and make sure it's real

in the meantime, we're keeping the squid-kid. if this formula is real, we'll let her off.




***********is it the real formula?????

[Biohazard]

cena as your financial advisor/therapist/dad i'd recommend not giving them the formula.

[Maxwell.]

john cena FLOORS EVERYONE in the desert except the squid kid, the entire middle east has succumbed to JOHN CENAism

john cena turns into a saturn v rocket again and flies off

[Niblic²]

[A DARK PRESENCE LOOMS OVER THE CROWD, AN UNEXPECTED EVIL UNPURGED AND UNCLEANSED BY EVEN THE MIGHTIEST OF EXPLOSIONS. FUELED BY SATAN'S DARK POWERS, HE CONFRONTS THE BLACK-CLAD JIHADIST, JIHADI JOHN]



[WITH A BOOMING REVERBERATING VOICE]
"DIE BITCH"

[TristanLuigi]

The Spanish Inquisition shows up outside the Saturn V and knocks on the roosterpit.

"I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING US! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"



"Our chief weapons are...um...er... surprise... and... you know what, forget it."