open rp

[Maxwell.]

The Spanish Inquisition shows up outside the Saturn V and knocks on the roosterpit.

"I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING US! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

"Come help us eliminate the gays! They are heretics by decree of the Catholic Church!"

[Biohazard]

the spanis-

HAH. truth be told, i was expecting you all along. the cult of mexicans, we meet at last.


sory
*gunhsots*

[TristanLuigi]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER)

You, in fact, hit the MEXICAN Inquisition! They were drug dealers anyway!
Yes, uh, call for our secret weapon... er... um...

*Annoying OrangeET MUSIC*



The Britton army joins the fight!

[Biohazard]

*puts on hat*

this is too much for me. i must travel to the far reaches of the desert for guidance

[Nonnel]

[mr krabs springs into action, driving to the middle east]

pearlie, this is the beginning of our new life

[TristanLuigi]

War immediately breaks out between the Britons and the Inquisition, as apparently they just read a history book.

[Maxwell.]

*puts on hat*
this is too much for me. i must travel to the far reaches of the desert for guidance

*you come across a saloon*

"u lost boy partner"

[Decepticon]

IN THE MIDST OF CONFUSION

"THEY TRICKED US ITS A loving AMBUSH ON THE MIDDLE EAST"
JIHAD JOHN LOOKS AT HIS THREE OR FOUR FELLOW PEOPLE

"IT'S NO USE, ALLAHU AKBAR"



JIHAD JOHN SLASHES SQUID KID'S NECK LIVE ON CNN BEFORE THEY RUN OFF AND HIDE IN SOME PLACE UNKNOWN

[Doughboy]

its ok squids respawn

[Decepticon]

its ok squids respawn

not this one though

there's no squid ink in the middle east to rely on for squid kids, which is why they never go there, it's too dangerous

[Biohazard]

*you come across a saloon*
"u lost boy partner"

no. it's you that's lost


*kills everysaloon man*

[TristanLuigi]

THE INQUISITORS CALL FOR REINFORCEMENT

[Maxwell.]

"U asked for it..."
john unlshases the neck and performs a quad backflip on the jihadist and then drop kicks him, the other CIA members see this and one of them blinks and john cena takes the time to break his kneecaps and his marriage. john cena then stomps on the ground and a sand gets in the knife of the jihadist and it corrupts the knife causing it to fall to the ground and the knife sinks into the sand, john cena gets a gun by making one from ores underground and shoots the clouds and the fog comeds down because it is angry at john cena and then john cena blames it on CIA and the CIA cant breathe in the fog and they die. john cena then dropkicks everyone in the middle east at the exact same time.

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME" he says as he flies off WITH!!!!! the inkling

[Decepticon]

all members of CIA have an immediate quick crying session